Too hard to carry through customs. I'll have to get one once I get there. Do you know any Jedi rental shops in the area?
Originally Posted by Cullion
TEA, use the jedi mindtrick to get it through customs: this is not a lightsabre, i can walk by.
Good idea. I'll make them think that its really just a flashlight.
Originally Posted by Lebell
But you lack his killer instinct for marketing.
Originally Posted by TEA
HH didn't start trolling for dollerz until the Omar/Anna thing had peaked and was just starting to fizzle; at that moment he sensed the letdown and resulting ennui among the BS crew and made his pitch.
"For less than the price of a latte,* you can help this deserving lad increase his carbon footprint while delivering some Very Special Varrots to a poster whose count mysteriously never rises, all the while dressed up as a naughty Japanese wrestler."
"For a few dollars more, you can request particularly humiliating submissions, while helping HH avoid the cattle call that's otherwise known as the Southworst Austin/Baltimore cheapo special."
Besides, The TEA Fund? Meh.
The Hedge Fund? Winnar!
*per day for two years, interest compounded hourly.
I figured out the Jedi Mind-trick: it involves waving their hand... but if you look closely there's always a C-note in it.
Originally Posted by Lebell
Maybe you cracked their code!
Go and lure a beautiful woman into your bed!
'This is not a penis! This is an icecream!'
Well in the other clip, his hips don't lie... NO FIGHTING! :laughing7
Originally Posted by bobyclumsyninja
(As for his punches, however... they lie-- FLAT! Speaking of bag-work, he couldn't punch his way out of a wet paper one.)
Originally Posted by Jitsuman
The fact is that the vital part, i.e. JFS attacking, was the only thing off-camera, and sadly we only have anecdotal evidence about what happened.
It was funny, however, that JFS was afraid they were going to take him out and shoot him-- the steroids must be making him paranoid. However paranoia isn't unusual among the cultists, since their strict code against objective testing builds in an inevitable lack of confidence in their abilities, and a resulting fear.. that leads to anger... and leads straight Dork side, that does!
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You, Omar and JFS, it seems. "They're going to take us out in the woods and make us squeal like pigs, then shoot us!"
Originally Posted by chris_ketchens
(I'm just kidding... about the "squeal like pigs" part: they would have LIKED that.)
Yes: All bark and no bite.
Complain? They were trying to make the fight happen in a logical way. They were there to fucking fight, JFS was there to artifically install himself as an alpha male (but he turned into a little bitch),
Or his "mouth-boxer."
and Omar was the one who just wanted to attention whore (by way of getting JFS's dick in his proverbial mangina).
Indeed-- particularly someone claiming that length of experience (i.e. 30 years) being owned so easily by a relative stripling... you'd think any rational person would re-think his style, but someone so ego-driven will never admit his life was a joke, so he'll go home and practice his skin-headed Nazi kung-fu.
Oz and Kat showed nothing but restraint, maturity and class while each being all under the age of 22 years old. Omar and JFS are the people responsible for fucking things up, and acting like moronic children... and they were the oldest people there.
That video was nothing but sad and one sided.
Hedgehogey, please tell me that that is a very good photo shop by Shama and that you really don't own a Hello Kitty gi.
Originally Posted by kikkoman
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