Which celeb would you most want to fight ?

**elipson** · Posted On: 8/28/2003 8:11pm

I'd go for Eminem, he whines to much.

Ben Affleck needs a good ass kicking as well.

**lechuza** · Posted On: 8/28/2003 10:08pm

May I just say , what a great topic for a thread.

I would fight Alan Alda in his prime.
Jim Belushi, i'd love to stove his balls in with my knees.
Charlie Gibson, from Good Morning America.
I would fight Jay Leno and Dave Letterman both at once.
Matt Damon, i would crush his head.
John Walsh from America's Most Wanted.
Charlie Rose.
Pat Sajack
Scipowitz from NYPD Blue
Gary "Baba Booey" Delabate
Bill O'Reilly

I haven't really thought about this, so I'll post more later...
god, my fingers smell...

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**Southpaw** · Posted On: 8/28/2003 10:22pm

Michael Moore

John Ashcroft

Kobe Bryant

**travis** · Posted On: 8/28/2003 10:34pm

bruce lee if you consider he was a celebrity

**elipson** · Posted On: 8/28/2003 10:45pm

Bill O'reilly! I forgot about him!

I change my vote to him, and Bush! I'd whoop 'em both in the same match.

**WTDude** · Posted On: 8/28/2003 10:56pm

Barney

**Jenfucius** · Posted On: 8/28/2003 11:09pm

ghandi. i'd whup his pacifist vegetable eating ass for him.

also i'd like to take on JC and see exactly how turning the other cheek is supposed to work against hardcore bitch-slapping.

leonardo di caprio for being a little sissy boy and having chicks dig him for some bizzare reason.

darth vader and yoga in a tag team grudge match with gary coleman as my partner.

**Phoenix** · Posted On: 8/28/2003 11:10pm

That french guy who was on SWAT and Unfaithful....Olivier Martinez, I think.

I'd smack that pompous frog all over the street and piss on what's left of him.

Edited by - Rising Phoenix on August 28 2003 23:13:07