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  1. Gezere is offline
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    My guns bigger than Scrapper's!

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Many pple have expressed that Grappling (or Rasslin for you southerners) is GAY!!! Well they are absolutely correct. Grappling is indeed very Gay. Many pple feel quite GAY when in egage in it. The visual perception is Gay as well.

    Now the question really isn't so much that Grappling is Gay but how YOU as a grappler fit into the Gay scheme of things. For instance:

    BJJer : If you study BJJ you are the bottom (or receiver) of Gay affections. BJJers feel very comfortable on the bottom and some even perfer it. They idea of wrapping those legs around another body is sheer joy. They call it the GUARD but it is very misleading for they are willing and ready to RECEIVE the affections of another.

    Wrestlers: If you are a wrestler you are the top (or giver) of Gay affections. Wrestlers like to dominater there partner. They perfer the top position and are unconfortable with there backs to the floor. They get sheer joy from MOUNTING their partner because it is the best position for them to fully express themselves. However wrestlers are known to be insensitive and are often chided by their partners for playing too rough.

    Judoka: If you practice judo you enjoy taking it both ways (top or bottom) Judoka are know for their extensive foreplay in dancing around the mat. While others like to get down and straight to the matter judoka enjoy the intamcy of engaging their partner in a sensual dance where they can look each other tenderly in the eye before slaming them down and letting the pleasure increase. Unfortunately others look down on the Judoka because of their bad fashion sense they perfer the drap DOGI to others more colorful attire.

    Sambo: If you practice sambo you really are one confused individual. Sambo players can't seem to make up their mind on what they are. They want to be aggressive like Wrestlers but they also want to play the feild like the Judoka. The only thing that really sets them apart is their foot fetish. Make sure you pedicure is up to pare with a sambo guy because you feet will get alot of attention.








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  2. Pandinha is offline

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Muay Thai & BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Hey now! BJJ is a top and bottom discipline!

    We can take it any way you throw it at us.



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    "Slow down and relax when you do the technique, it's not like you are going to beat me or anything." - Rener Gracie

    Needless to say, I slowed down.
    Quote Originally Posted by Sifu Rudy Abel
    "Just what makes a pure grappler think he can survive with an experienced striker. Especially if that striker isn't following any particular rule set and is well aware of what the grapplers strategies are".
  3. deus ex machina is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: i

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    Damn, I have a boner.

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    danny

    "That baby better watch his mouth. I rape kids like him as part of my warm-up for raping teenagers, grown men, and eventually charging rhinos." - Boyd

    "Deus practices the love that dare not speak its name." - Samuel Browning
  4. PizDoff is offline

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     Style: Grappling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    I am so gay my friends call me "Cod-Piece Nutrider"



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  5. Nihilanthic is offline

    Decafinated white belt.

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    Posted On:
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     Style: BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Troll-itis must be infecting everyone :(

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    <John> I'd have to smack you sometime...
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  6. Jenfucius is offline

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    Join us... or die
     

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  7. LLL is offline

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    Nice to know the moderators get drunk too! If they didn't, I'd be posting elsewhere.
  8. JKDChick is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: JKD, BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Hah! So, are you saying I'm submissive, Asia, because I take BJJ?

    It is kinda fun to watch the new guys freak when you say "Top or Bottom?" to them while drilling.



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  9. PizDoff is offline

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     Style: Grappling

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    i'll freak on ya!

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    Style is irrelevant. Train yourself to be a complete fighter.

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  10. MMA_Phil is offline

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    Posted On:
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    On the ground I prefer scarf, since it's only slightly gay, where as full mount is totally gay, and side mount is half gay.
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