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    Quote Originally Posted by Uri Shatil
    I'm pretty sure that it's Ninjas Suck month. There's a highlight video. Anyways, for lack of an abundance of ninja content (as we had during the fruitful Aikido Sucks Month), I present to you a poorly written ninja story. Please excuse the lack of indents.



    He thought he was invisible. He was lurking in the shadows, as he had always been trained to do. Steve had been practicing Ninjutsu for almost two years now, and he thoug

    [blah blah blah.........]


    d by his own sword in his own hand.
    ok. you took time to write this? for god's sake, did ninjers steal your 1st born? ok, I took time to read this. i'll never have that time back.

    is this part of your therapy session? did someone tell you to put your diary online? was it YOU that started to throw slow lunge punches at someone? in YOUR BJK practice did they really tell you "okay, make sure you punch slowly"?

    just checking in. we're here for you on Bullshido. let it all out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jkartigue
    Aha got ya!

    Batman was the first MMA fighter in comics. He used the silly ninja as training tools to become a bad mofo.

    BTW true Batman fans know that the movies are so inaccurate they make you want to scream.
    It's your sole purpose to make me want to banish you in every thread now isn't it?

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    What level dungeon master are you?
    Judo is only gentle for the guy on top.

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    *snort* dungeon mansters dont have levels...idiot *high fives nerd friend*

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    Quote Originally Posted by FilipinoNinja
    *snort* dungeon mansters dont have levels...idiot *high fives nerd friend*

    Now if you only had a friend.

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    Quote:
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    *snort* dungeon mansters dont have levels...idiot *high fives nerd friend*

    Quote Originally Posted by oldman34
    Now if you only had a friend.
    Dungeons have mistresses - even in the Philipenes -unless you are batting for the other team.

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    From Filipino to feelapenis... nice work.

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    Quote Originally Posted by cyrijl
    Uri,
    From your style section it seems like you gave up on the booj?
    Yeah. I went to a good ninpo school, we did full contact sparring, it was more of a hybrid ninpo/kickboxing. But about a month ago, I finally decided that good ninpo is still ninpo, and dropped it for BJJ.

    Quote Originally Posted by JayCr
    ok. you took time to write this? for god's sake, did ninjers steal your 1st born? ok, I took time to read this. i'll never have that time back.

    is this part of your therapy session? did someone tell you to put your diary online? was it YOU that started to throw slow lunge punches at someone? in YOUR BJK practice did they really tell you "okay, make sure you punch slowly"?

    just checking in. we're here for you on Bullshido. let it all out.
    We actually did a bit of the slo-mo lunge punching. I have a little beef with the Booj, but the story is mainly just poking fun. And no, I don't have better things to do with my time. And they didn't steal my first born, but they did steal good years of my life. Suck on that.

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    And come on! Only two stories so far. Let's get some more of them stories!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Uri Shatil
    Yeah. I went to a good ninpo school, we did full contact sparring, it was more of a hybrid ninpo/kickboxing. But about a month ago, I finally decided that good ninpo is still ninpo, and dropped it for BJJ.


    We actually did a bit of the slo-mo lunge punching. I have a little beef with the Booj, but the story is mainly just poking fun. And no, I don't have better things to do with my time. And they didn't steal my first born, but they did steal good years of my life. Suck on that.
    maybe I'll see you at the BJJ school... I'm in Boston, going to be starting at Boston BJJ regualr next month. (I'm in Boston, have been in BJK(not in Boston though)).

    sucks that they stole (you didn't give it, it seems) years of your life. Boston BJJ is great.

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