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    Unless your GF is in your avatar thread worthless. If your GF IS in your av then :needpics:

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    I decided I'd have a pretty avatar for a while.

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBullshid0zer
    Unless your GF is in your avatar thread worthless. If your GF IS in your av then :needpics:
    Dude, his girlfriend posts on this site.
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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by aardvarks
    OK, let's get this story correct:


    You went into the men's room and heard a voice from the other stall




    You saw "something" appear from a hole in the stall....the voice from the other stall asked you to "grab it" You said, "No, why would I do that" and the voice said "I'll give you a quid (or some other such fake monitary amount)."



    *EDITED FOR CONTENT*... you walked out five quid richer.
    You were on the other side weren't you? Dammit! It's supposed to be anonymous!!
    Last edited by Asriel; 5/22/2007 4:56pm at .
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asriel
    You were on the other side weren't you? Dammit! It's supposed to be anonymous!!

    Best 5 quid I have ever spent!

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    Hello
    I'm Asriel's gf. It appears my virtue is being questioned (again) so allow me to clear this up.

    Yes, yes it was a glory hole

    Now with regards to the tkd/ _ing _un girl, she was poised to unleash some deadly skills on me, however, unfortunately by that time my fist had made contact with her face thus rendering whatever she had up her sleeve utterly useless.

    i didnt hit her that hard, the point was to illustrate that all tkd seems to be is people screaming and throwing their legs and arms about rather than actually doing something effective

    Now don't get me wrong, I'm no expert. The most tkd Ive seen was at the Seni show last wkend but its safe to say i was not greatly impressed. I personally think (from my own experience) that when you're in a fight, your opponent is quite likely to fight back. From what I saw at Seni, tkd didn't seem to take this into account. There seemed to be no concept of Aliveness (as has been discussed in this forum before).

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    Asriel's got a girlfrieeeend...



    Oh, that's somewhat redundant at this point, isn't it?
    Carry on.

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    I can probably confrim that!
    I can't confirm why an intelligent girl like that is going out with a guy like Asriel though. Hmmm.

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    Teh pity iz strong in thiz 1...
    She cudnt haz a puppi wen she wuz littul so now she haz Asriel.

    Personally, I'd date Asriel based purely on his taste in avatars.

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    Just waiting for the paperboy. supporting member
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    i love catfights...
    asriel must take pictures next time.

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    Wait wait wait. First things first. What color are the panties of all females involved in this incident?
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