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  1. bigbair is offline

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    5/21/2007 9:58am

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    what would you do if

    One of the most annoying things is when someone finds out you do martial arts (any form of martial arts) and they ask what would you do if I did this. That stupid person usually grabs you or throw a punch at you or some other kind of stupid attack.

    If this has happened to you please share some of your funny or brutal stories.

    My cousins friend who I only met once before thought it would be funny to ask me, what would you do if i was to choke you. Me not wanting to play around said "nothing". Him still trying to be a wise ass said what if I choked you what would you do. I said I would probably laugh at you. He got mad and said martial arts are all bull **** and lunged at me from a mile away to attempt to put his hands around my throat so I kicked him in the nuts.

    My cousin and I just kept laughing at him while he laid on the ground saying he was just playing and wasn't really going to do anything to me.
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    5/21/2007 10:02am


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    Awesome story, d00d. :new_sleep

    Every instructor I had before the age of 15 pulled **** like that. It's the natural order of most "martial artists".



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    5/21/2007 10:07am


     Style: Yoshinkan Aikido, MMA

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    So your first point of contact with another male was his balls?
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    5/21/2007 10:13am

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    Quote Originally Posted by GuiltySpark
    So your first point of contact with another male was his balls?
    if that is what interested you the most then.... nevermind it was the quickest solution to the problem and ended things with out me having to break a sweat.
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    5/21/2007 10:19am


     Style: Yoshinkan Aikido, MMA

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    I found it interesting that you study martial arts and your initial move was the classic tell a girl she has cooties and she kicks you in the balls on the play ground- ball kick.

    Me I would have went for the close line, captian kirk drop kick or the ever vicious back hand slap.
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    5/21/2007 10:40am


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    I would've gone for the 540 kick, fo' sho'.



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    5/21/2007 10:41am


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    Quote Originally Posted by GuiltySpark
    I found it interesting that you study martial arts and your initial move was the classic tell a girl she has cooties and she kicks you in the balls on the play ground- ball kick.

    Me I would have went for the close line, captian kirk drop kick or the ever vicious back hand slap.

    Not only was it effective but humiliating at the same time. Doubt he will try that again
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    5/21/2007 10:43am

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    If it was a different scenario then maybe I would have done something else. but the way i was standing and the way he entered it was set up perfect for a front kick to the nuts. Call it what you want. looking back at the situation I would have done the same because like I said it defused the situation without me having to do anything but a front kick.
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    So kicking somebody in the nuts hard enough to make him lay on the ground is your concept of "defusing a situation"? And by situation you mean your cousin's friend lunging at you, not in anger or aggression, but just being a wise ass?

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    5/21/2007 11:35am


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    Choke 'em out. If some dork tries to punch me, I'd shoot in, take his back and choke him out... and hope to god he has no training because if sprawls and guillotines me it's going to be really embarassing.
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