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  1. Roidie McDouchebag is offline
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    What's the worst you've ever pwned anyone on the streets?

    The most I have ever really pwned anyone was because they were really drunk. Your basic groin to the face or sexual assault in the the first 15 seconds, but noone **** their pants or screamed like a girl, unfortunately. Tell your pwnage stories here. The funnier, the better.
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    Sexual assault isn't very funny.
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    I once called a bouncer over to help kick out a weirdo that hijacked a pool game I was playing with some friends (he wasn't in the bar to drink and he had no money to challenge us but kept taking the cue ball away from me while I tried to break).

    The bouncer came over and after not getting any response from the dude verbally tried to remove him forcibly. Well, since the guy had a cue stick in his hand he did what? Yup, smacked the bouncer in the face with the butt end of it. The guy then started to pound on the bouncer with his back turned to me so I walked up behind him and put him in a RNC. Dude froze up instantly and I told him I'd choke him out if he continued to make a ruckus, held him till the cops came.

    Long story short, he skipped the charges by saying it was self defense (vs when the bouncer tried to remove him with force) but at least my drinks were free for the night.

    I'm not sure if it's the bouncer or the dude that was pwnd more...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldarbong
    Sexual assault isn't very funny.
    Depends if you're going for the black humour angle.

    Worst I ever pwned anyone on the streets was when I threw a shuriken at a kid (I carry shuriken for self defence) and it stuck in his eye. I felt bad about it afterwards so I took him to the vet.

    Oh wait that was an episode of South Park.
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    One time, I was in a hospital and I put a homeless man in a wristlock. I tried moving him but he fell over so I turned it into a kimura.

    This was when I was a security guard in a hospital. Just so you know I'm not picking fights with bums in hospitals.

    Do hospitals count as 'the street'?

    Quote Originally Posted by Virus
    Depends if you're going for the black humour angle.

    Worst I ever pwned anyone on the streets was when I threw a shuriken at a kid (I carry shuriken for self defence) and it stuck in his eye. I felt bad about it afterwards so I took him to the vet.

    Oh wait that was an episode of South Park.
    I always feel so bad for poor Butters...
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  6. Roidie McDouchebag is offline
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    Sexual assault isn't very funny.
    You're right. It isn't very funny, it's EXTREMELY funny. Fantastically funny. Uproariously, studpendously, amazingly funny, but not very funny.

    Also, I'm not kidding, I really did that, and it was funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by chaosexmachina

    Do hospitals count as 'the street'?

    I wouldn't want to go to the ground in a hospital. They must have even more AIDS needles than the sidewalk.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eldarbong
    Sexual assault isn't very funny.
    It is if you are the one doing the assaulting. Try to put yourself in the assaulters shoes.

    I was in a Blockbuster Video parking lot and a guy confronted me because I had flipped him off earlier because he was weaving in and out of traffic.
    I was in my car, had it in drive and was about to drive away, when he jumped in front of the car to try and stop me.

    OOPSIE....It took me a week to get his greasy face print off of the hood. Plus he wet himself.
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    Sexual assault can be funny if you're assaulting a clown.
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    Yes, and apparently cannibals won't eat clowns because they taste funny. Boom boom.

    Worst pwning was when my friend James objected to me kicking his bag after he'd been kicking mine. He came at me with his head down. I must have uppercutted him in the face about 20 times before he went home crying.

    Another time, similar situation, but it only took one punch to knock him out. I had to apologise to his mum.

    Don't mess with me, 'cos I was a badass ten year old.
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