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    Campari shots for all.

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    Word is that they'll have this guy sing at his funeral.
    Quote Originally Posted by Newb1 View Post

    B) I could not beat a Judoka with Aikido. I could only beat an Aikidoka with Aikido. I thought that was understook.

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    Don't they have a strike to bring people back to life?

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    No. But they have a strike that gets lard and food particles
    unstruck from their epiglotis in case of choking.

    How do Systema guys eat? About the same as this guy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKFS8GF4B4g

    That would be Cookie Monster pounding groceries
    down his neck. Systema guys often chow down like this.
    SEANBABY:
    "The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. Itís the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."

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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    How do Systema guys eat? About the same as this guy
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKFS8GF4B4g




    I know how they take communion.



    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

    The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.



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    A six-tube vegetable oil siphon! Wow!!
    SEANBABY:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Jkdbuck76
    A six-tube vegetable oil siphon! Wow!!
    I hate to be the one to break the news, but you're wrong. I have it on good authority that the Systema group doesn't touch anything with the word "vegetable" in it

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    "Do you wan't fries with that"?

    "Nah, fries are for health freaks"

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    Quote Originally Posted by bearich
    I hate to be the one to break the news, but you're wrong. I have it on good authority that the Systema group doesn't touch anything with the word "vegetable" in it
    They suck down milkshakes then.

    Not Nutrislim type or protein shakes.


    The kind with marshmellow cream, chocolate,
    two dips of shortening and topped with
    bacon fat. THAT is Systema shake.
    SEANBABY:
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