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  1. Poo-Jitsu is offline
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    china from the inside (of your anus)

    http://www.chinafrominside.com/ma/bagua/machuanxu.html

    now i know why i suck so bad. i need to be walking around in circles and lifting my "grain path" more often.

    the good part is, since i am married, the celibacy part is already taken care of.

    seriously, to get good at bagua, you have to remain celibate for at least 6 years? what the hell is wrong with these people???? the whole site is filled with lunatics.
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    5/15/2007 6:47pm


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    I wouldn't be so quick to condemn this guy.

    He's pretty old, and has been taught his bagua with a good dose of superstition, but he might be actually a good fighter (for his age) or a good teacher.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Guizzy
    I wouldn't be so quick to condemn this guy.

    He's pretty old, and has been taught his bagua with a good dose of superstition, but he might be actually a good fighter (for his age) or a good teacher.
    Neither being old nor being a good fighter alters the fact that he's totally off his rocker.

    Quote Originally Posted by Ma Chuanxu
    You have to attain high skill in Intent (Yinian) practice and develop sufficient Internal Qi. It's like electricity. Dantian, three inches below belly button, once developed is like a leather ball. Dantian becomes the place where all Internal Qi of your body gathers, it's like electric field. Then Qi - which is felt as a stream of heat - flows from Hui Yin Point through lumbar vertebra, cervical vertebra, Bai Hui Point (the hot feeling is extremely strong there), Mu Quan Point, Tian Mu Point, Ren Tong Point. The most difficult place for Qi to pass is where Ren and Du Vessels meet - you have to keep the mouth closed and the tongue has to touch upper palate, breathing should be through nose (not like in Long Fist Boxing where after some exercises practitioners have to use mouth to catch the breath); then Qi flows down back to Dantian and completes one full circle - Small Heavenly Circle (Xiao Zhou Tian). ... Once Small Heavenly Circle is opened a lot of saliva appears in the mouth and when you practice you feel as comfortable as if swimming.
    Your body requires one week to recover after one sexual intercourse. i.e. come back to the condition before the intercourse. One hundred days is required to recover Original Qi (Yuan Qi) completely (i.e. recover to the condition before one had any sex). About three years is required to open Small Heavenly Circle.
    One has to live in celibacy for at least six years to achieve true skill. Once the skill comes out, you still have to limit the number of sexual intercourses. Two, three times a week will ruin your skill completely. Once every two, three months is not a big problem. ... Your legs and waist (lower back) will lose the flexibility and strength. There are many martial arts practitioners who had remarkable skill in youth but when older they could hardly walk. This was caused by excessive sex.
    Even if he proved to be the greatest fighter in the world, I would not believe in any of the above.

    For that matter, given the choice between martial arts and sex that leaves me barely able to walk for the next few days...I mean, hell, it's only martial arts, right? Although I can't say I've experienced martial arts practice that makes me salivate.
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    That's some whacko ****.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by spartan6
    I read some parts of it and Mr.Ma Chuanxu understands true Budo.
    Not this crap again.

    Quote Originally Posted by spartan6
    You (the OP) are a pretentious asshole and need to pull your head in.
    He is, but it doesn't change the fact this man is on the deep end of superstition. Just look at this ****!!!! Gimme a break, we are not in the 10th Century.

    Your body requires one week to recover after one sexual intercourse.
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    During the time that Mr. Ma was working, the Government was big on squashing any ideas regarding old superstitions. Anyone even caught speaking of any old world superstitions could face time in a reeducation camp. The fact that he seems to be speaking about these kinds of things almost a decaded after he has retired seems strange.

    Either;
    1. He is off his nut a little.
    or
    2. He likes the attention, knows that foreigners eat this **** up, and has decided to spout off a bunch of old world Chinese beliefs regarding Qi and Chinese medical practices regarding martial arts training.

    My Baji instructor is from the same era as this guy, hell he may even know him (I'll ask when I see him tonight) and he never talks like this. When I jokingly asked my instructor about Dim Mak, he laughed and said "It's bullshit". What about cultivating Qi? " People spend time cultivating Qi because they can't fight."

    Nuff said.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin.74
    During the time that Mr. Ma was working, the Government was big on squashing any ideas regarding old superstitions. Anyone even caught speaking of any old world superstitions could face time in a reeducation camp. The fact that he seems to be speaking about these kinds of things almost a decaded after he has retired seems strange.

    Either;
    1. He is off his nut a little.
    or
    2. He likes the attention, knows that foreigners eat this **** up, and has decided to spout off a bunch of old world Chinese beliefs regarding Qi and Chinese medical practices regarding martial arts training.

    My Baji instructor is from the same era as this guy, hell he may even know him (I'll ask when I see him tonight) and he never talks like this. When I jokingly asked my instructor about Dim Mak, he laughed and said "It's bullshit". What about cultivating Qi? " People spend time cultivating Qi because they can't fight."

    Nuff said.
    LOL you BAJI! teacher sounds like my first one, except he was Japanese.

    BS is BS regardless of what age the person spewing it is.
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    Posted On:
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    Quote:
    Originally Posted by spartan6
    You (the OP) are a pretentious asshole and need to pull your head in.

    Quote Originally Posted by El Macho
    Not this crap again.

    He is, but it doesn't change the fact this man is on the deep end of superstition. Just look at this ****!!!! Gimme a break, we are not in the 10th Century.

    wait, i'm a pretentious asshole? but you agree with me, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Asia the Invincible
    LOL you BAJI! teacher sounds like my first one, except he was Japanese.

    BS is BS regardless of what age the person spewing it is.
    So your instructor was also an easily pissed off Asian man who would yell at the students and call them idiots or bastards :protest: (in a foreign language of course) if they didn't get what he was teaching after explaining it a couple of times. Excellent, I'm not the only one.

    If you ever make it Columbus, OH let me know and I'll introduce you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin.74
    So your instructor was also an easily pissed off Asian man who would yell at the students and call them idiots or bastards :protest: (in a foreign language of course) if they didn't get what he was teaching after explaining it a couple of times. Excellent, I'm not the only one.

    If you ever make it Columbus, OH let me know and I'll introduce you.
    Pretty much, but I caused a lot of the yelling. You really shouldn't refer to your teachers with a pet name you've given them. "Willow-sensei" is still funny.
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