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    Red Bull says hello...

    Good evening chaps.
    Red Bull here. Nice to meet you.

    Am currently nursing a fractured hand, did it last Friday while sparring. I was supposed to be taking part in a 'white-collar' boxing event next month, but the chances of that now happening are about the same as me deciding to take up TKD (oh ****, are we allowed to take the piss out of TKD or not?
    I still couldn't work it out from the forum sticky...)

    Anyway, now I'm gonna tell you a true story which really happened.
    I know this because it happened to me today, about 15 minutes ago:

    So I'm feeling sorry for myself and I just thought 'This is bullshit!' Then I started thinking about all the bullshit things in life and suddenly, I was thinking about a WC school in London that I once went to - ages ago, about 10 years ago (it had a real impact on me...)

    So I typed in the guy's name (the teacher, the granddaddy, the head honcho of them all) followed by '...is a twat' and guess what? I ended up here!

    That's the true story. When you think about it, it's almost like destiny; as if I was meant to break my hand, not enter this competition that I've been training for for the last five months - just so I could join this wonderful site. I'm sure the swap was worth it.

    Well, that's about it. Other facts/useful information so I can make friends here:

    1. I live in Dubai
    2. London/UK used to be home
    3. I lived in Japan
    4. I go to the Philippines a lot
    5. No, I'm not a professional sex tourist
    Other than that, boxing and muay-thai is 'my thing' but I got love for the arnisadors/mad crazy phil-fighters/tondo tramp killers.

    OK, that's me done.
    Am now gonna read the thread in the WC forum and see why at least 500 other people also think 'Grandmaster X' is a tosser...

    Love and Unity


    Red Bull
    Last edited by red bull; 5/14/2007 8:05am at .

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    GhostOfKimura
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    Welcome aboard, red bull! The Bullshido staff would welcome you personally, but the thing is they’re busy keeping the peace, so they’ve apointed me, a bot, to pat you on the back and assure you that in no way will you be harmed during your stay here at BS.net. Your views on the martial arts, your philosphy, maybe even your entire reason for being will be challenged, shattered, reorganized, melted down, and forged into something new and shiny, but we swear it will only hurt a little bit… at first.

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    Welcome to the Bullshido Forums red bull... Make sure you review your dojo and add it to your user control panel so you can get the icon in your user info bar in your posts.

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    Hello gents.
    Btw, what is a 'bot'? I never came across this term before,
    I guess it must be short for robot'?
    I mean, are you real people? Or are these
    just automated responses.

    Regardless, thanks for the welcome...

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    They were both automated responses. I however, am a semi literate real person.

    Welcome aboard!
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

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    Quote Originally Posted by Asriel
    They were both automated responses. I however, am a semi literate real person.

    Welcome aboard!

    Cheers mate!
    This site is bloody massive! Am still trying to to find myself around...

    I can't even find the ''Grandmaster {insert name} is a twat'' thread
    which got me here in the first place.

    Maybe I imagined it all,
    maybe he's a really nice bloke and
    not a total prick after all...

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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood supporting member
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    Try using the search function dude:

    http://www.bullshido.net/forums/search.php?s=
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp


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