Ninja Home Invasion.

**Steve** · Posted On: 5/09/2007 5:19pm

Extra good since it's Ninjas Suck month:

Ninja Breaks Into Home, Attacks People

ORLANDO, FL (AP) -- A man dressed like a ninja broke into an Orlando home, smashed furniture, attacked two people and then vanished without a trace.

Three people were inside the home watching a movie Sunday afternoon when the ninja ran in, punched one man in the mouth and then kicked another man.

The victims -- who did not want to be identified -- reported that the costumed man slammed the DVD player and VCR into a dresser. Then he pulled out a knife and started waiving it around. The victims say the intruder didn't steal anything from the house but took several pictures with his cell phone camera.

When it was time for the ninja to make his escape, he didn't disappear in a cloud of smoke. The victims say the man ran down the street to a black BMW and drove off.

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A BMW? No wonder he didn't bother stealing anything.

**Lars** · Posted On: 5/09/2007 5:36pm

Are they sure it was a ninja? Sounds more like pirate behavior, to me.

**Steve** · Posted On: 5/10/2007 1:55am

Originally Posted by larscouture

Are they sure it was a ninja? Sounds more like pirate behavior, to me.

pi·rate
–noun
1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.

No stealing and no seafaring = no pirates.

BTW, pirates would never fight ninjas. That's just ridiculous.