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  1. Steve is offline
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    Ninja Home Invasion.

    Extra good since it's Ninjas Suck month:

    Ninja Breaks Into Home, Attacks People

    ORLANDO, FL (AP) -- A man dressed like a ninja broke into an Orlando home, smashed furniture, attacked two people and then vanished without a trace.

    Three people were inside the home watching a movie Sunday afternoon when the ninja ran in, punched one man in the mouth and then kicked another man.

    The victims -- who did not want to be identified -- reported that the costumed man slammed the DVD player and VCR into a dresser. Then he pulled out a knife and started waiving it around. The victims say the intruder didn't steal anything from the house but took several pictures with his cell phone camera.

    When it was time for the ninja to make his escape, he didn't disappear in a cloud of smoke. The victims say the man ran down the street to a black BMW and drove off.


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    A BMW? No wonder he didn't bother stealing anything.
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    Are they sure it was a ninja? Sounds more like pirate behavior, to me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by larscouture
    Are they sure it was a ninja? Sounds more like pirate behavior, to me.
    pi·rate
    –noun
    1. a person who robs or commits illegal violence at sea or on the shores of the sea.


    No stealing and no seafaring = no pirates.

    BTW, pirates would never fight ninjas. That's just ridiculous.
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    That news story is oddly comical.
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    Maybe he was lost?
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    Screw the war on terror. I want to know what the DHS is doing about this!!!!11
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    Obviously a young Ninjer scout trying to get his terrorism merit badge.
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    I'll wait for the Ninja video to show up on youtube.
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    Wait a minute - Don't Ninjas only know how to lunge punch? Couldn't this guy have run to the kitchen and get a weapon before this punch landed?

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