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    Lafayette, the Mecca of McDojos

    McDojos flock to Lafayette, Louisiana like cancer to a prostate. Take a look at some of this ****.

    http://www.acadianakarate.com

    http://www.lafayettekarate.com

    Acadiana Karate basically admits that their main goal is to make sure you get a blackbelt.

    "Since Acadiana Karate is a "BLACK BELT SCHOOL, " our goal for every student is to help them earn their BLACK BELT...."

    They have a "street self defense program" which is basically the same ol' "BEST OF EVERYTHING IN A ONE MONTH PROGRAM!!!" kindof thing. They even have a "little ninjas" program. HOW CUTE!!!!


    Lafayette Karate is a smaller, less advertised dojo with an instructor who claims alot more in person than on the web. He says on his website that he was in "all Japan Kumite". In person, HE COMPETED IN THE KUMITE. He says he has studied "nearly everything" and that no style is really that different, and insists that BJJ is ineffective because of biting and scratching on the street.

    I don't think I've found a serious place here yet. This sucks.

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    i feel for you man...

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    SERIOUSLY! that pisses me off more than anything when some one says biting will fend off an armbar!

    If you armbar some one and they bite you, one of 2 things is going to happen.

    1.) You break their arm. They will scream, therefore releasing the bite. You get up and kick them in the teeth and walk away.

    2.) You break their arm. They bite even harder. You sit up and pop them in the throat 5 or 6 times. They're going to either cough or gasp for air, letting you go. You get up and kick them in the teeth and walk away. You may need some stitches, but you walk away from it and they are NOT GOING TO **** WITH YOU ANYMORE.

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    Biting wont fend off an armbar if you're still in a bad position. Biting in addition to armbarring somebody while you're in control is much better.
    Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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    lafayette karate looks like fun though. I'm a sucker for a nice expensive wood floor.
    Tough is not how you act, tough is how you train.

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    Quote Originally Posted by feedback
    lafayette karate looks like fun though. I'm a sucker for a nice expensive wood floor.
    All the better to slam you on? :)

    As was said, not much on the website to look at though.

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    Da Komrads... Again you are MadPelvisOwn3d! supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by feedback
    lafayette karate looks like fun though. I'm a sucker for a nice expensive wood floor.
    I would love to spar with those guys on the hardwood floor! 'Cause we all know th3 grappl3 doesn't work on hardwood floors. :evil1:
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    Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Knives
    McDojos flock to Lafayette, Louisiana like cancer to a prostate. Take a look at some of this ****.

    http://www.acadianakarate.com

    http://www.lafayettekarate.com

    Acadiana Karate basically admits that their main goal is to make sure you get a blackbelt.

    "Since Acadiana Karate is a "BLACK BELT SCHOOL, " our goal for every student is to help them earn their BLACK BELT...."

    They have a "street self defense program" which is basically the same ol' "BEST OF EVERYTHING IN A ONE MONTH PROGRAM!!!" kindof thing. They even have a "little ninjas" program. HOW CUTE!!!!


    Lafayette Karate is a smaller, less advertised dojo with an instructor who claims alot more in person than on the web. He says on his website that he was in "all Japan Kumite". In person, HE COMPETED IN THE KUMITE. He says he has studied "nearly everything" and that no style is really that different, and insists that BJJ is ineffective because of biting and scratching on the street.

    I don't think I've found a serious place here yet. This sucks.

    Admit it you're just pissed because you're too old for the lil ninja classes.....

    Admnit it!!!!!!!!!

    You just like rolling around the ground with sweaty guys while learning to thrust the hip in and rotate correctly and there's no gay bars in town...

    Caught in the act!!!!!



    Seriously though you should just go out show the kids some UFC taps I mean tapes.

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    Gee, and it's NASKA, what a surprise......

    So many people abuse their programs it's ridiculous.

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    BTW I'm not sure I'd call that Shotakan Dojo a Mcdojo. Doesn't fit the criteria.

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