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    My mother thinks I write for a gay porn mag

    Recently I lodged a post on another site:

    http://message.axkickboxing.com/inde...77921048.58066

    The post was about Capital punishment, which is a major NZ kickboxing event. As well as offering general comentary and mockery, I talked about the ring boy and his gyrations that pleased an elderly gentleman who was present.

    I was then contacted by editor of rogue magazine: http://www.roguemag.com/

    He said he liked my writing style and i have since been asked to write an article promoting my club and the wellington fight scene.

    As it happens, I mentioned this to my mother. Apparently she thought that "Rogue" was a Gay Porn Mag and assumed that the ring boy section of my post was what inspired the editor to contact me.
    When I say "An article promoting my club" I mean my MT club... but she seems to believe that I am promoting some other .... kind of club....
    So. My mumma thinks im gay :) :occasion5

    After a stilted phone conversation I explained. Sufficiently amused by the incident, I advised her that I would post the anecdote on the worlds greatest web site (plus rep please Phrost) for the amusement of all.
    She at once cried "Send me the link! SEnd me the link!".
    So I will.

    Hi Mum.

    Whatever these guys say about me is a collection of foul lies!


    :bduh: :qright2:

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    Bwahahahaha! Brutal... This reminds me of an old joke:

    young Billy's mom was cleaning his room and found a bdsm outfit. She takes the outfit to billy's father and says:
    - What are we going to do?
    The father replies
    - Well, I guess spanking him is out of the question...

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    Awesome.

    "Being an egalatarian society, there was also a ring boy. Cameron of the VUW represented glad in undies and a bow tie. Thankfully, the pink speedo's he wore first time he did this were not involved.
    As it happened I was standing next to a salivating old man who seemed quite entranced by our Cam. He remarked 'I wish he would wiggle his ass'."

    :XXpuke:



    Fear the weasels

    Fear the gay pirate

    Me caught Spinning at work

    "Do not be afraid. With my nipples I will suckle each of you with arcane knowledge passed down for generations." -Ashida Kim (Phrost)

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBullshid0zer
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    - Well, I guess spanking him is out of the question...
    Fuckin brilliant!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunOnBreak
    Awesome.

    "Being an egalatarian society, there was also a ring boy. Cameron of the VUW represented glad in undies and a bow tie. Thankfully, the pink speedo's he wore first time he did this were not involved.
    As it happened I was standing next to a salivating old man who seemed quite entranced by our Cam. He remarked 'I wish he would wiggle his ass'."

    :XXpuke:
    True story as well. Our own Diomedes was there as well

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    Quote Originally Posted by NunOnBreak
    Awesome.

    "Being an egalatarian society, there was also a ring boy. Cameron of the VUW represented glad in undies and a bow tie. Thankfully, the pink speedo's he wore first time he did this were not involved.
    As it happened I was standing next to a salivating old man who seemed quite entranced by our Cam. He remarked 'I wish he would wiggle his ass'."

    :XXpuke:

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    Colonelpong, What others think of you is if little consequence when juxtaposed against the horrible tragedies that are occurring all over this wicked world.

    By the way please return my copy of "Poodle Fancy" Magazine.

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    I don't think your mum was worried that you're gay.

    I think what worried her is the fact that you're SO gay you felt it necessary to join a club. Kind of like how, if you own a poodle, that's not really a big deal, but if you join the Poodle Owners' Club . . . .
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    Oh yeah,Colonelpong, your dues for the poodle owners club are coming up right after the pride march.

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    Didnt take much convincing for your mother to think you were gay...

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