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    Million Dollar Challenge: Prove konigun ninjutsu and/or master saija ever existed ...

    MILLION DOLLAR CHALLENGE

    Anyone (konigun member or non-member), yes, thatís right, ANYONE who can offer indisputable proof that konigun ninjutsu and/or master saija ever existed prior to its invention by bryce dallas in the 1980s, is eligible for this offer.

    I, Cayce Lancaster, will secure a one million dollar life insurance policy naming you as sole beneficiary if you can conclusively prove to me that konigun ninjutsu ever existed, or that master saija does exist and is the soke of the konigun ninjutsu ryu. The evidence must be validated by a neutral third party, to be approved by both first and second party prior to authentication. This evidence can take the form of any historical reference, whether it be in a Japanese history book, military record, records from another ninjutsu ryu which mentions the konigun, anything that is authentic, historical, and Japanese.

    If it can be undeniably proven that konigun ninjutsu has ever existed in an historical context, or that master saija does exist, I will: 1) immediately remove any negative material that I am able to from the internet, 2) publicly and profusely apologize to everyone in konigun and bryce dallas in particular on every internet message board and group to which I belong and have ever mentioned konigun, even the ones in which I have not, 3) apologize in person to bryce dallas, 4) travel to every konigun school in the United States and apologize to all the instructors and students in person, 5) make the person who presents the evidence sole beneficiary of a one million dollar life insurance policy, 6) make bryce dallas the sole heir of my entire estate (to include my home, all its contents, and all the land in my name), 7) move to Cookeville, TN and become a devoted student of konigun, and its most vocal and prolific recruiter. I will, upon becoming a black belt instructor, begin operating as many konigun schools as is humanly possible, promote as many students to black belt as I can and as quickly as I can, then move on to open another school and begin the process all over again. In short, I will become a force to be reckoned with in the martial arts community, all in the name of konigun ninjutsu and shidoshi bryce dallas.

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    So, you're going to be worth a million dollars to a ninja dead, and nothing alive?

    Basically, you're offering to die by poisoned shuriken. You will find out why you fear the night.
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    Imarubber... are you serious?
    Have you posted the "challenge" anywhere else on the intardwebz?
    Have you had anyone take you seriously?
    Do you have any proof that the life insurance policy exists?

    Incidentally, are we betting on a 2007 or 2008 entry in the Darwin Awards for Mr Rubber?

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    Geez, when you die mysteriously larpers....I mean ninjas are going to have all the proof they need.

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    What about the 1 million dollar togakure ryu challenge?

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    Wow and it only took 49 posts...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Abusivemelon
    Wow and it only took 49 posts...
    To be fair this could be is 1st and he just posted 48 somewhere else..

    To be fair also:
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHA.

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    He also posted this on MAP.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Gwinn
    So, you're going to be worth a million dollars to a ninja dead, and nothing alive?
    In excess of one million. Nothing alive? I am offering to publicly and profusely apologize to dallas and his ego. That's worth more than money to the Hutt.

    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101
    Imarubber... are you serious?
    Have you posted the "challenge" anywhere else on the intardwebz?
    Have you had anyone take you seriously?
    Do you have any proof that the life insurance policy exists?
    I am being somewhat facetious, but if anyone can offer proof, I will follow through. Unlike dallas the Hutt, I am not lying.

    I have, as noted, also posted on MAP, as well as my blog. It will soon appear in other places as well.

    Having just posted the challenge, no one has taken me up on the offer. It should prove extremely entertaining should someone do so.

    The life insurance policy does not exist (nor does master saija . . . but I digress). If anyone can offer indisputable evidence, then I will secure a policy and pay for it with my own hard earned cash.

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    What constitutes "proof?"
    Sumus extra manum tuam.

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