"Demonstration"

**Dirty Rooster** · Posted On: 5/05/2007 3:12pm

Originally Posted by Equipoise

You always hate us until you need us....

Well, when do we need you?

This isn't a rhetorical question, it's a real one.

**Nid** · Posted On: 5/05/2007 4:03pm

There are several reasons:

#1. "My insurance company says I need a police report before they compensate me for such-and-such lost item."

#2. ...

#3. Oh! No...wait...

#4. Ah...here we go. To "scare my kids." Or the neighbor's kids.

#5. .... .... .... this is harder than I thought!

Um.

I guess it boils down to ENJOYING having us around to do **** they are otherwise scared to do...but certainly could if they wanted to. Like ask neighbors to keep the noise down.

The rest is pretty damn administrative.

**Robstafarian** · Posted On: 5/05/2007 6:56pm

Originally Posted by Kein Haar

I guess it boils down to ENJOYING having us around to do **** they are otherwise scared to do...but certainly could if they wanted to. Like ask neighbors to keep the noise down.

You had better be armed when dealing with the noisy neighbors that prompt me to call the cops, and I'm much less likely than a cop to avoid criminal prosecution for shooting them on their own property. Not claiming that to be representative, of course.

**BackFistMonkey** · Posted On: 5/05/2007 8:37pm

Originally Posted by Kein Haar

There are several reasons:

#1. "My insurance company says I need a police report before they compensate me for such-and-such lost item."

#2. ...

#3. Oh! No...wait...

#4. Ah...here we go. To "scare my kids." Or the neighbor's kids.

#5. .... .... .... this is harder than I thought!

Um.

I guess it boils down to ENJOYING having us around to do **** they are otherwise scared to do...but certainly could if they wanted to. Like ask neighbors to keep the noise down.

The rest is pretty damn administrative.

Everytime you post I respect you more ...

... seriously ...

But with my luck you are gonna end up pulling me over for speeding when I cross that state line and end up beating me with your baton while laughing at how easily you trolled me .