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    lol yet again more Judo !
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    Quote Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
    **** Ruby Weapon.
    **** it hard with a bark covered tree limb .


    Strangely enough this is the same way I feel about arts that claim to teach you to fight multiple-attackers with the intent to "win" .

    That is ... without the use of a weapon . Kali or any other live art that teaches you to cut people could be acceptable , but then there is the chance they will start pulling blades/weapons too . Then you have a completely different thread and even more trouble on your hands .


    So in summation , **** Ruby Weapon .
    Quote Originally Posted by ghost55 View Post
    Violence is pretty uncommon in clubs in this area, and the dude didn't seem particularly hostile up until the moment he slapped me.
    I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD View Post
    Slamming the man in the bottom position from time to time keeps everybody on their toes and discourages butt scooting stupidity.

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    Exterminatus FTW

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Just ask yourself what would a Texas ranger do?

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    Quote Originally Posted by hoodedmonk
    Just ask yourself what would a Texas ranger do?
    You mean WWCND (What Would Chuck Norris Do) don't you? (It's actually a bracelet that just says Round House Kick to the Face which makes it a Helluva lot simpler that those damn WWJD ones):icon_geek

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    Quote Originally Posted by WorldWarCheese
    You mean WWCND (What Would Chuck Norris Do) don't you? (It's actually a bracelet that just says Round House Kick to the Face which makes it a Helluva lot simpler that those damn WWJD ones):icon_geek
    It is, indeed, a versatile solution:

    Supermarket teller give you back too much change? Roundhouse kick to the face.

    Dude disputing your dissertation at the electrodynamics conference? Roundhouse kick to the face.

    Patient continually lapsing into ventricular tachycardia? Roundhouse kick to the face.

    Termite infestation in your home? Roundhouse kick to the face.

    Neighbor's dog shits in your yard? Roundhouse kick to the face.

    The trick, I guess, is figuring out whom to kick.

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    Quote Originally Posted by kohadril
    Neighbor's dog shits in your yard? Roundhouse kick to the face.
    Off topic here, but it's a funny story anyway.

    We were doing a job in some neighborhood and apparently the man next door didn't like the fact we were building a house next to his. He had some little bitch dog and for whatever reason, every night he'd put it in the crawl-space of the housewhich we were building and let it ****. It stunk up the place really bad. Anyway, one day, I saw the man leave and tie his dog up in the back yard. I went over there, cornered the dog, and pissed all over it. I then scooped up some dogshit with a piece of wood and smeared it all over the man's doorknob. Then I just sat back and waited on the laughs, and boy, it was worth it. That dog never **** under our house again.


    Now lovely Lucifer, in hell so stark
    King, and lord of sin and pride
    With some mist his wits make dark.
    He send thee grace to be thy guide


    HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN!!! ************.


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    Guess which finger is the fickle one... supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by debul937
    Off topic here, but it's a funny story anyway.

    We were doing a job in some neighborhood and apparently the man next door didn't like the fact we were building a house next to his. He had some little bitch dog and for whatever reason, every night he'd put it in the crawl-space of the housewhich we were building and let it ****. It stunk up the place really bad. Anyway, one day, I saw the man leave and tie his dog up in the back yard. I went over there, cornered the dog, and pissed all over it. I then scooped up some dogshit with a piece of wood and smeared it all over the man's doorknob. Then I just sat back and waited on the laughs, and boy, it was worth it. That dog never **** under our house again.
    You pissed on my dog?

    I wondered who did that.

    I was ready to blame Oldman34
    If you can't laugh at yourself,
    Others will be happy to do it for you. :evil6:

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    U235-Fu.

    Hey, it worked in Hiroshima...

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    I have found the beatcheeks method to be the most effective. If you can pimp one of them down first it makes it all the more better.

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