**** it hard with a bark covered tree limb .
Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
Strangely enough this is the same way I feel about arts that claim to teach you to fight multiple-attackers with the intent to "win" .
That is ... without the use of a weapon . Kali or any other live art that teaches you to cut people could be acceptable , but then there is the chance they will start pulling blades/weapons too . Then you have a completely different thread and even more trouble on your hands .
So in summation , **** Ruby Weapon .
Originally Posted by ghost55
“I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out.”
Originally Posted by WFMurphyPhD
Just ask yourself what would a Texas ranger do?
You mean WWCND (What Would Chuck Norris Do) don't you? (It's actually a bracelet that just says Round House Kick to the Face which makes it a Helluva lot simpler that those damn WWJD ones):icon_geek
Originally Posted by hoodedmonk
It is, indeed, a versatile solution:
Originally Posted by WorldWarCheese
Supermarket teller give you back too much change? Roundhouse kick to the face.
Dude disputing your dissertation at the electrodynamics conference? Roundhouse kick to the face.
Patient continually lapsing into ventricular tachycardia? Roundhouse kick to the face.
Termite infestation in your home? Roundhouse kick to the face.
Neighbor's dog shits in your yard? Roundhouse kick to the face.
The trick, I guess, is figuring out whom to kick.
Off topic here, but it's a funny story anyway.
Originally Posted by kohadril
We were doing a job in some neighborhood and apparently the man next door didn't like the fact we were building a house next to his. He had some little bitch dog and for whatever reason, every night he'd put it in the crawl-space of the housewhich we were building and let it ****. It stunk up the place really bad. Anyway, one day, I saw the man leave and tie his dog up in the back yard. I went over there, cornered the dog, and pissed all over it. I then scooped up some dogshit with a piece of wood and smeared it all over the man's doorknob. Then I just sat back and waited on the laughs, and boy, it was worth it. That dog never **** under our house again.
You pissed on my dog?
Originally Posted by debul937
I wondered who did that.
I was ready to blame Oldman34
If you can't laugh at yourself,
Others will be happy to do it for you
The 2 most abundant elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity.
Hey, it worked in Hiroshima...
I have found the beatcheeks method to be the most effective. If you can pimp one of them down first it makes it all the more better.
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