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    Quote Originally Posted by nastyned
    Isn't it compulsory?
    Thats Ego Masturbation

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    The white powder that ninjar use to blind you, so they can escape is actually dried semen.

    Not only is it an effective means of escape, but its a worthwhile endeavor making your own powder.

    Guaranae Semen powder, Paullinia guarana
    Guarana powder

    50g 1,90 / 100g 3,10 / 1kg 25,60
    from 1,90 EUR


    www.weberseeds.eu/eshop/index.php?language=en


    excl. Shipping costs

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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman34
    The white powder that ninjar use to blind you, so they can escape is actually dried semen.

    Not only is it an effective means of escape, but its a worthwhile endeavor making your own powder.

    Guaranae Semen powder, Paullinia guarana
    Guarana powder

    50g 1,90 / 100g 3,10 / 1kg 25,60
    from 1,90 EUR


    www.weberseeds.eu/eshop/index.php?language=en


    excl. Shipping costs


    pictures r fun

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Hahahaha

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    Masturbation and the resulting ejaculate are considered projectile weaponry in Ninjutsu. In fact there is a whole scroll dedicated to creating improvised lubricants and proper hand movements for optimum ejaculatory power and precision.

    I believe that in one of his lesser known videos, Hatsumi demonstrates the use of special ninja masturbation techniques in conjunction with shuko to escape from a sword wielding attacker.

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    :needpics:

    I was expecting some Ninja porn...

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    Quote Originally Posted by TheBullshid0zer
    :needpics:

    I was expecting some Ninja porn...
    Not quite porn but...


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    Makes you go blind. But also turns you Japanese. Something most Aiki/Ninjers want.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rw4th
    Masturbation and the resulting ejaculate are considered projectile weaponry in Ninjutsu.
    Shurikum? Shooting stars?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicurus
    So look what I notice on www.somethingawful.com 's latest weekend web segment: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/week...-craftster.php

    the third one down is;

    http://i.somethingawful.com/u/aceton...4_22_07_03.gif

    I think we should ask Virus, Rubber Tanto, and all the rest of the Ninjitsu experts on this forum what their take is. I also think this would make some great trolling on MAP, if I thought it was worth the time I'd have to spend on MAP.
    It actually depends on the religious practice of the ninja in question. There are some that forbade masturbation taking a cue form the Chinese in that the loss of semen was a loss of "essence" and thus bad for you. Others didn't give a ****, hence why they masturbated! *rim shot*
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