Thats Ego Masturbation
Originally Posted by nastyned
The white powder that ninjar use to blind you, so they can escape is actually dried semen.
Not only is it an effective means of escape, but its a worthwhile endeavor making your own powder.
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Originally Posted by oldman34
pictures r fun
Masturbation and the resulting ejaculate are considered projectile weaponry in Ninjutsu. In fact there is a whole scroll dedicated to creating improvised lubricants and proper hand movements for optimum ejaculatory power and precision.
I believe that in one of his lesser known videos, Hatsumi demonstrates the use of special ninja masturbation techniques in conjunction with shuko to escape from a sword wielding attacker.
I was expecting some Ninja porn...
Not quite porn but...
Originally Posted by TheBullshid0zer
Makes you go blind. But also turns you Japanese. Something most Aiki/Ninjers want.
Shurikum? Shooting stars?
Originally Posted by rw4th
It actually depends on the religious practice of the ninja in question. There are some that forbade masturbation taking a cue form the Chinese in that the loss of semen was a loss of "essence" and thus bad for you. Others didn't give a ****, hence why they masturbated! *rim shot*
Originally Posted by Epicurus
Xiao Ao Jiang Hu Zhi Dong Fang Bu Bai (Laughing Proud Warrior Invincible Asia) Dark Emperor of Baji!!!
Didn't anyone ever tell him a fat man could never be a ninja
You can't practice Judo just to win a Judo Match! You practice so that no matter what happens, you can win using Judo!
The key to fighting two men at once is to be much tougher than both of them.
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