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    Onanism and Ninjutsu: A Reasoned Debate

    So look what I notice on www.somethingawful.com 's latest weekend web segment: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/week...-craftster.php

    the third one down is;

    http://i.somethingawful.com/u/aceton...4_22_07_03.gif

    I think we should ask Virus, Rubber Tanto, and all the rest of the Ninjitsu experts on this forum what their take is. I also think this would make some great trolling on MAP, if I thought it was worth the time I'd have to spend on MAP.
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    Dude, you know if you'd defined onanism, or just called the thread "Wanking and Ninjutsu" you'd have 5600002 replies by now?
    I'm not a ninja, but I'm an utter wanker, so... if you need any input from that side of the fence, let me know.
    A different viewpoint might bring out some different answers.
    You know, different strokes and all that...
    Oooh.
    Strokes.
    Excuse me....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Epicurus
    So look what I notice on www.somethingawful.com 's latest weekend web segment: http://www.somethingawful.com/d/week...-craftster.php

    the third one down is;

    http://i.somethingawful.com/u/aceton...4_22_07_03.gif

    I think we should ask Virus, Rubber Tanto, and all the rest of the Ninjitsu experts on this forum what their take is.
    I'm not a ninjitsu expert, but I am a masturbation expert and I can confidently tell you, I don't know.

    Edit: fucking hell, sochin stole my gag! Great wankers think alike.
    Last edited by Virus; 4/22/2007 3:41pm at .

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    Of course it's allowed but you have to be careful - it's very difficult stain to get out of a black gi.

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    Isn't it compulsory?

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    I don't see what "Humble genin's" problem is.... he should stroke it to the east, he should stroke it to the west, he should stroke it to the ninjer that he loves the best.

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    Oh man, what a misreading. I thought it said Omeganism..
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    Quote Originally Posted by fanatical
    Oh man, what a misreading. I thought it said Omeganism..
    I don't know what would piss Omega off more: being called a ninja, or being called a wanker...
    Probably the ninja...

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