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    I wish Tyson would fight in the UFC

    Just so I could see the post-fight Mickey's replay interview with Joe Rogan....

    "I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all." - Tyson

    "I hit him in the temple and he began to convulse like a retarded infant." -Tyson

    "My main objective is to be professional, but to kill him." - Tyson

    "He called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse." - Tyson

    "I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." - Tyson

    "I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know." - Tyson

    "I don't know. I might just fade off into Bolivia." - Tyson

    "I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain." - Tyson

    [media]http://www.youtube.com/p.swf?video_id=t6Ilv2Aax8o&eurl=&iurl=http%3A//sjc-static3.sjc.youtube.com/vi/t6Ilv2Aax8o/2.jpg&t=OEgsToPDskJFSGcRXBpNniWSlHGoiN4r[/media]
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee

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    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.

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    God dammit!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorian Gracie

    There's a lot of love in Mike. Just gotta know where to look.
    Don't forget the cannibalism.

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    Mike Tyson? He da'boy that play football for Montreal aint he?


    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t9SCHLRDoY
    link: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1t9SCHLRDoY
    Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.

    "Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ

    "Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken

    My Bullshido fan club threads:
    Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
    Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
    Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
    Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
    Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
    I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
    TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
    ATTN TOM KAGAN
    World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
    Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
    I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
    Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.

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    Tom, you are the master of the video response. All hail. *bows*


    Also, I miss story raps. Story raps kick ass.
    Last edited by Neildo; 4/18/2007 3:08pm at .

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    If he wasn't black he'd probably get elected president.

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    I remmeber reading an interview with Dana White (I think it was in an Ultimate Grappling Mag) where they asked him about getting Mike in the Octagon. He said something along the lines it was something they wanted in the beginning since he was on top in boxing and boxing was so much more popular butnow he's far from his peak so it wouldn't mean anything.

    Regardless, Tyson in 2008; on the condition he merges the Presidency with the Office of Secretary of Defense. =)

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    mike tyson would be much like a butterbean or a tank abbot in the octagon, powerful, entertaining, but not fun after watching him get his ass kicked 5 times in a row.

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