Enforcer of Northeast Anti-Silliness Department Inc.
Posted On:4/18/2007 11:18am
Style: Kaju, BJJ, Judo, Kempo
Just so I could see the post-fight Mickey's replay interview with Joe Rogan....
"I'm on the Zoloft [an antidepressant] to keep from killing y'all." - Tyson
"I hit him in the temple and he began to convulse like a retarded infant." -Tyson
"My main objective is to be professional, but to kill him." - Tyson
"He called me a 'rapist' and a 'recluse.' I'm not a recluse." - Tyson
"I can sell out Madison Square Garden masturbating." - Tyson
"I normally don't do interviews with women unless I fornicate with them. So you shouldn't talk anymore ... Unless you want to, you know." - Tyson
"I don't know. I might just fade off into Bolivia." - Tyson
"I want to throw down your kid and stomp on his testicles, and then you will know what it is like to experience waking up everyday as me. And only then will you feel my pain." - Tyson
Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
...Willing is not enough you must do ~Bruce Lee
Dark Overlord of the Bullshido Underworld
Posted On:4/18/2007 11:29am
Style: Taai Si Ji Kung Fu
Search function, n00b!
Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.
"Your calm and professional manner of response is really draining all the fun out of this. Can you reply more like Dr. Fagbot or something? Call me some names, mention some sand in my vagina or something of the sort. You can't expect me to come up with reasonable arguments man!" -- MaverickZ
"Tom Kagan spins in his grave and the fucking guy isn't even dead yet." -- Snake Plissken
My Bullshido fan club threads:
Tom Kagan's a big hairy...
Tom Kagan can lick my BALLS
Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
Lamokio asks the burning question is Tom Kagan a ***** or just cruising for some
I'm Dave the gay Kickboxer from Manchester and I have the hots for Tom Kagan
TOM KAGAN, OPEN ME, THE MKT ARE COMING FOR YOU ! ARE YOU MAN ENOUGH TO MEET ?
ATTN TOM KAGAN
World Dominator 'Kagan' in plot to lie about real Kung Fu and Martial Arts
Tom Kagan just gave me my third negative rep in a day
I am infatuated with Tom Kagan
Tom Kagan is a fat balding white guy.
Posted On:4/18/2007 11:44am
Posted On:4/18/2007 1:47pm
Style: BJJ, MMA
On video suckaz:
Posted On:4/18/2007 2:31pm
Originally Posted by Whorian Gracie
There's a lot of love in Mike. Just gotta know where to look.
Don't forget the cannibalism.
Originally Posted by doofaloofa
Posted On:4/18/2007 2:41pm
Mike Tyson? He da'boy that play football for Montreal aint he?
Posted On:4/18/2007 2:58pm
Tom, you are the master of the video response. All hail. *bows*
Also, I miss story raps. Story raps kick ass.
Last edited by Neildo; 4/18/2007 3:08pm at .
Posted On:4/18/2007 3:24pm
If he wasn't black he'd probably get elected president.
Posted On:4/18/2007 5:10pm
I remmeber reading an interview with Dana White (I think it was in an Ultimate Grappling Mag) where they asked him about getting Mike in the Octagon. He said something along the lines it was something they wanted in the beginning since he was on top in boxing and boxing was so much more popular butnow he's far from his peak so it wouldn't mean anything.
Regardless, Tyson in 2008; on the condition he merges the Presidency with the Office of Secretary of Defense. =)
Posted On:4/18/2007 6:54pm
mike tyson would be much like a butterbean or a tank abbot in the octagon, powerful, entertaining, but not fun after watching him get his ass kicked 5 times in a row.
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