LiquorGood™ Virgin – Premium Energy Drink

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Manufacturer: Liquor Good Beverages, Inc., Sanford, Florida

Size: 12 fluid oz.

Flavors: Original (Cherry?)

Available in Sugar Free: No

Date of Review: April 18, 2007

Price: $2.49

Flavor Reviewed: Original (Cherry?)

Where Purchased: 7-11

Website: http://liquorgood.com/home.php

Ingredients:
Serving Size –12 oz.
Bottle Size – 12 oz
Caffeine – Not Much
Calories – 140
Proprietary Blend – None
Other Supplements – 2000mg

• American Ginseng
• Vitamin B3 (niacin)
• Vitamin B6
• Vitamin B12
• Pantothenic Acid

Carbohydrates –29 g
(Sugar, 25 g)

Taste Rating Scale is 1 (absolute shite) through 10 (tastes like happy)

Taste: 3 – Worthless. For the price you can get any one of a dozen better tasting energy drinks with much more caffeine than this useless pink bottle of over sweetened cherry juice.

Note to Liquor Good Beverages, Inc. – Hot Chicks DO NOT make a shitty energy drink better. Work on making a drink that is enjoyable to digest AND THEN put porno chicks on the bottle to attract drunk guys and experimental girls…..oh, OK, here you go…



To be fair to the three other girls, the only one I know for sure is a a "porno chick" is Xxxena (she's on the bottom left). Be warned, her website is NSFW.

After Taste: 7 – Yup, and I couldn’t find the bleach to make it go away fast enough.

Effects Rating Scale is 1 (water) through 10 (check in to rehab NOW!)

Energy Boost: 1 – None, zippo, zinch, nadda, useless, I want my damn $2.50 back!!! The only reason I gave it a one is because there is sugar in the bottle.

Side Effects/Crash: 2 – None.

This is also pretty cute (sarcasm intended)...if you flip the bottle upside down and cover half of the trademarked image you get this...



GET IT!!!!!??? Liquor Good....Lick - Her - Good....yeah I knew you would...