I have got new friends - not arseholes like a lot of my old friends though, growing up in a shithole did give me a high tolerance for arseholes which is a bit of a problem in a city full off them - they are best avoided. It was character building .
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Some guys cased my house for a couple weeks and would always drive off before the cops responded (2nd guy on corner with cell phone).
So one night I jumped the guy sitting in his truck as usual and bashed in his headlights and passenger window with a 2x2x4 post of compressed wood we had around for building a small fence. He probably would have tried to run my punkass over (was 17 at the time), but I ran behind a brick retaining wall at the street corner and he took off cussing and screaming and waking up the neighborhood.
Cased your house?
Originally Posted by Camus
Are you sure you weren't being paranoid? A few weeks ago I was walking out to my car, and I curse out some long haired poncho wearing asshole getting in my car. After I pound on the door and call them every curse word in the book, I realized it was the same make, model and color in my normal parking spot but it was just some old lady gettin in HER car.
LMAO awesome! After she died of cardiac arrest did you get to keep both?
Originally Posted by CodosDePiedra
I started to explain myself, but I was laughing too much at my own jackassery and she was trying to speed off so I'm not sure if she got it. I was pointing to MY car to show it was the same.
The stupidest thing I ever did was pull a knife on a guy. Chase him down the road then chase him in a car through the streets. I was very drunk and a lot younger. After that I decided I wasn't gonna teach knife fighting in Arnis any more. Tend to steer clear of blades now and just do blunt implements.
"May I suggest using a night stick, officer?"
Originally Posted by Equipoise
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He's a cop, what do you think?
He smells of bacon while he eats donuts and harasses teenagers.
Originally Posted by Kein Haar