This story is true;
The names have been changed to protect the innocent (me), so in this story I will be known as oom foo foo
So last year oom foo foo was asked to do this seminar at this international seminar forum called camp budo (name change). Oom foo foo was to be teaching tickling techniques (name change) that is predominant in his system of Tango(name change). He was asked what his senior ranking was and he stated that he had the estimate rank of a fifth degree black belt in Foo Foo Ryu Kung-fu (name change), but since Foo Foo Ryu KungFu, being a Chinese art, doesn't really use belts to put down anything the grand master Pokeman(name change)wanted. So in the press release of Camp Budo it stated that Oom foo foo a fifth dan(japanese term) in kung fu (chinese term), will be teaching Tango (a Spanish term) during the seminar.
Many Tango federations were angry at this and immediately started bashing poor Oom foo foo. They said that his federation, United States Combat Tango Federation(name change) was lead by a false master who promoted himself to his high ranking(this was true)and that how the heck can a kung-fu expert with a Japanese rank be teaching the Spanish martial arts specializing in tickling.
Oom foo foo's feelings were not hurt. He actually was quite amused at the whole situation. He told the other Federations that he realized that Master Horse's ass(name change but not by much) gave himself his ranking but he really liked Tango, especially the tickling techniques. He also stated that he actually learned most of his techniques from Tango masters other than Master Horse's ass and just wanted to do the seminar. If they would like to show up and critique his tickling techniques by all means do so. He also told them that he was amused by Grandmaster Pokeman's posting of his rank but said "heck its his show let him do whatever he wants". The other Tango federations smiled at this and appologized.
And they lived Happily ever after
Your Tango is great, but it is no match for my waltz!
I'm warning you, I have a fifth degree in waltzing.
You know everybody that does watlzing says that until they actually have to be on the floor with a Tango master.
I have only one word for all of you:
I guess you could say that I break dancer myself.
Jeremy M. Talbott
Jeremy M. Talbott
Originally Posted by Phrost
Originally Posted by D.Murray
Originally Posted by hangooknamja88
I challenge you all to a dance off.....
(just like prince vs michael jackson)
Lambada .. ah, the for-bee-din dance!