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    T00 d34dly for t3h ch1cks.

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    Also too brutal for women:

    Leg waxing
    Childbirth

    I'm torn between the need to participate in your irony and the need to point out in pedantic and boring fashion that Yim Wing Chun was a fairy tale. What will I do?
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    and good morning to you too supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Gwinn
    Also too brutal for women:

    Leg waxing
    Childbirth

    I'm torn between the need to participate in your irony and the need to point out in pedantic and boring fashion that Yim Wing Chun was a fairy tale. What will I do?
    You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Whorian Gracie
    Brazillian Waxing: Originally a form of torture used during the Spanish Inquisition. Now a cosmetic procedure.

    If there is any man that can do that **** on a regular basis deserves some kind of prize or recognition.
    This is a YMAS thread so I have no problem throwing in this derail.

    My wife went to a waxing specialist recently. The woman told her that she used to wax men's genitals. She decided to stop because the men always lost skin when she waxed their scrotums', and I quote, "Bloody balls are an unhappy site".

    *shudder*

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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by ggboxer
    pretty impressive kicks, babe. I do wing chun myself, my master doesn't know about teaching women yet because of the brutal nature of that style.
    I don't think a ban is enough for a post like this. I vote that he is gang raped and fed to Sharks.
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp


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    Quote Originally Posted by jnp
    This is a YMAS thread so I have no problem throwing in this derail.

    My wife went to a waxing specialist recently. The woman told her that she used to wax men's genitals. She decided to stop because the men always lost skin when she waxed their scrotums', and I quote, "Bloody balls are an unhappy site".

    *shudder*
    http://youtube.com/watch?v=hVaz8ZZxoxo

    "At the age of fourteen, a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum. It's breathtaking; I suggest you try it."

    Classic.

    Quote Originally Posted by Asriel
    I don't think a ban is enough for a post like this. I vote that he is gang raped and fed to Sharks.
    I don't believe Bullshido.net quite has the ad revenues yet to support a full-time team of sharks and shark handlers. But perhaps we could just drop him into a tank of sea bass?
    Last edited by PSanderson; 4/03/2007 10:19am at . Reason: Sharks

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    I'd like to leave this world like I came into it: Screaming, naked & covered in someone else's blood supporting member
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    Are they ill tempered Sea Bass?
    " The reason elite level MMAists don't fight with aikido is the same reason elite level swimmers don't swim with their lips." - Virus

    " I shocked him with my skills on the ice becuase Wing Chun is great for hockey fighting." - 'Sifu' Milt Wallace

    "Besides, as you might already know (from Virus, for example) - there's only 1 wing chun and it sucks big time" - Tonuzaba

    "Even when I'm promising mayhem and butt-chicanery, I'm generally posting with a smile on my face." - Sochin101

    "That said, if he blocked my hip on a drop nage, I would extend my leg into a drop tai Otoshi and slam him so hard his parents would die." - MTripp


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    Quote Originally Posted by Asriel
    Are they ill tempered Sea Bass?
    We've been mocking their fighting style for weeks and weeks. So yeah, probably.

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    Stop letting yourselves be trolled by ggboxer.

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    Does he do his trolling while wearing leather under his MASTER's watchfull eye? Would he be punished if someone failed to respond? Would he enjoy the punishment? Stay tuned folks for the next episode of 'Chunners in heat'.

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