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    Quote Originally Posted by AnnaTrocity


    Obviously, you were feeding them the pies you so lovingly baked, with your feet. If you look close, you see the spoon and everything DUH.

    No, you were fanning them on a hot summers day, yeah thats it.

    Ouch.

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    pretty impressive kicks, babe. I do wing chun myself, my master doesn't know about teaching women yet because of the brutal nature of that style.

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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer. Join us... or die

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    You mean he doesn't teach women because he's scared one will come in and kick all his student's arses on her first day, thus shattering the illusion that he's teaching something worthwhile.

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    Quote Originally Posted by dragondog27
    appreciate the positive responses from everyone finally found some decent people on here with the exception of Lu Tze which I will say this to you....blah, blah, blah, I have a big e-penis.
    You know, we have members all over the U.S. If you want to test yourself against other MA's let us know. We have throwdowns were we get together and spar in a friendly environment.

    I myself would be happy to cross hands with you. If you live anywhere near Texas let me know. Better yet, go to the throwdown forum and find one near you to attend.

    -signed, the narrow minded prick

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze
    Where the **** is Usa?! Is that pronounced ooosah?

    So let me get this straight, you counter my allegations of trite, boring, heard it all before anecdotal evidence with what? A story how you defeated three armed attackers and did so much damage you got sued? Yeah, well fucking done Bruce Wayne. Where was Robin when all this **** was going down, buying you a new gimp mask and butt plug? I think you should drop using so much amyl nitrate, your arsehole's become so loose your fucking **** for brains are leaking out.

    Go **** yourself, I'm not rich enough to fly around the world to meet some minge off the internet, the only reason I'll ever go to America is as a tourist or as an immigrant. Of course it'd be a no show anyway so who gives a **** how **** I am.

    This thread is now about Arctic Monkeys.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iZxba8QSY20
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    pretty sure Lu Tze wins the thread with that post.

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    First of all...

    Quote Originally Posted by ggboxer
    pretty impressive kicks, babe. I do wing chun myself, my master doesn't know about teaching women yet because of the brutal nature of that style.


    ... and second of all, and most important...

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    My crapuous vlog and my blog of training, stuff and crap. NEW: Me, Mrs. Macho and our newborn baby.

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    t-nation - Dissecting the deadlift. Anatomy and Muscle Balancing Videos.

    The street argument is retarded. BJJ is so much overkill for the street that its ridiculous. Unless you're the idiot that picks a fight with the high school wrestling team, barring knife or gun play, the opponent shouldn't make it past double leg + ground and pound - Osiris

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    "Can martial arts help women?"

    Wow. Great Question.

    But here's a better one:

    "Can a lobotomy help men?"

    Spoiler:
    Clearly not
    Martial Arts and Philosophy: Beating and Nothingness
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    No one has yet pointed out that Dragon probably doesn't really have a girlfriend.
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    Technically no he doesn't - but he is saving up for his "special friend's" operation

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    Quote Originally Posted by ggboxer
    pretty impressive kicks, babe. I do wing chun myself, my master doesn't know about teaching women yet because of the brutal nature of that style.
    The irony: wing chun too brutal for women. Especially women like Yim Wing Chun.

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