Posted On:3/15/2007 9:56am
Style: Muay Thai, BJJ, TKD
Anybody remember that guy claiming to be Vitor Belfort's cousin...while this guy isn't as bad...he does reek of teh d34dly! He's got fast cars, he's taught to the special forces, he trains at AKA! (watch videos below for clear evidence of what he's learned at AKA...)
And he trains....the ultimate of all stand up arts..."Muy Thai"!!!
He also knows escrima...and he's got his eye on you....
Heavy bags are no match for his boxing....
With great generosity...Sifu Milt Wallace passes his knowledge to only those who are worthy...
Ok...in all seriousness, I think this fellow is the PRIME example of what MMA will become in this country...some hilljack who knows a little TKD (Korean flags, wavemasters, hogus, bows, everywhere in his dojo....or is it dojang) decides to watch some UFC/TUF and "learns" teh r34l MMA! His boxing is horrible, his "Muy Thai" even worse, and he's teaching all this garbage to naive students...a goddamn shame...
*edit*...hmm...no embedding is allowed...?
Last edited by DaChinkOfSteel; 3/15/2007 11:42am at .
Posted On:3/15/2007 10:35am
Oh, and there's already a 6 page thread over at sherdog about this idiot...apparently a couple guys called him out and he's been onto the forum there and made a bunch of threatening remarks and ridiculous claims...he may really just be as bad as that guy claiming to be Belfort's cousin...
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Posted On:3/15/2007 10:36am
Style: Sanda/Taijiquan *Hiatus*
That was embarrasing to watch. It's a good job he's built like a brick shithouse because otherwise he'd have alot of people kicking his delusional ass.
Posted On:3/15/2007 10:56am
Style: Wado Kai
He calls himself 'Sifu', but his clips all say Muy Tai???
I kept watching these clips and wondered, 'how is this helping the guy get laid?'
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Posted On:3/15/2007 11:39am
The guy obviously learned all his boxing from watching Ong Bak.
Posted On:3/15/2007 11:47am
Style: MT, Boxing,ITF TKD
Er, why is he so .. fat? (And actually not all that good - hands all over the place)
Yes, yes, I know he could beat me. But he'd have to catch me first.
Posted On:3/15/2007 11:53am
Ok, how can I put it? THAT GUY SUCKS!
His "Muy Tai" must mean retardness and fatassness in thai language! Jesus, couldn't even lift his leg properly, forget about the swinging of the hips for maximum power and that so called "guard change"...even my grandmother could see that stuff coming a mille away...and she's done boxing in her youth, not kickboxing or muay thai. Couldn't even protect his own face while kicking.
The Liddel tshirt is a must have accessory for the badass wannabe as it seems.
Escrima Time! Never did FMA, so I leave the criticizing to people who know about escrima. The staring and badassness is so comical. Would get you beaten up in Amadora ou Cacem!
BOXING - He's a strong guy, so everything feels powerfull on him. But the form? The posture? The hips and the shoulder while punching? Is he working the bag or is the bag working him? At least I admit I suck at boxing, but I could fool people better then he does.
Gonna take a long shower and take that bullshido stench out of me!:qright5:
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Posted On:3/15/2007 12:01pm
Style: Student Jutsu
Is this the guy with the weird shoulders that we already have a huge thread on?
EDIT: Having just checked the page, this is not the person claiming to be Belfor's cousin with the weird shoulders. Must read more clearly in future.
Didn't we have something in the pipeline for MySpazz idiots as well?
Last edited by Iscariot; 3/15/2007 1:19pm at .
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Posted On:3/15/2007 12:07pm
Well, first hand, as already noted, the power he delivers from his kicks is seriously weaksauce as to what such a big man could normally do. His hips movement was reminding me of 14 years old white belts who are starting to learn proper motion when kicking.
Boxing, well, didn't seem too impressive, but I know little about this as I have never truly boxed, as well as did escrima (was a fun drill though), so I'll let others discuss this. But his kicking? Gaaawd.
The "Muay Thai / Boxing Sifu" part is quite strange as well. Although I know of a sifu that teaches a bit of Muay Thai, but he trained Chinese MAs for 10 years and Muay Thai for 3, and he admits he's in no way a master of Muay Thai. That guy doesn't seem like it.
Also, at one point during the kicking drill, he just left away while the other was waiting for him to kick again. Was he tired? Why did he stop all of a sudden? Weird.
His guard change was quite of a "look, I'm 1337" thing too.
I'll let the "worthiness" part speak for itself.
Edit: Gawd. Almost did the exact same post as Kokujin. Sorry for redundancy, should read the thread first :5bomb:
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Posted On:3/15/2007 12:09pm
That is the most god awful Muay Thai I've ever seen. His 1,2 kick combo is what I'd expect from someone on their first or second lesson.
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