Posted On:3/13/2007 6:08am
Style: Muay Thai
Originally Posted by wakinonioi
It says, "electric massage revival."
Why, I have no idea.
An "electric massage" is the Japanese term for crushing the balls with your feet. Honestly.
Those dudes on the pack are famous Japanese characters called "taitskun", or "Tights Guys". Here's their official website:
That Doritos pack was a tie in for something.
That's all I know.
Last edited by MSphinx; 3/13/2007 6:11am at .
Posted On:3/13/2007 7:49am
Someone else gave me the translation 'electric massage' as well but we didn't know what that meant exactly.
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Posted On:3/13/2007 8:11am
Style: Improv comedy
Japanesse are the wierdest people ever
Posted On:3/13/2007 8:12am
They invented ninjas.
Posted On:3/13/2007 8:35am
I just sent it to my brother and his Okinawan wife...but it appears you have already got you answers.
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Posted On:3/13/2007 8:43am
"denki anma" translates roughly as "a crotch noogie done with the foot"
Posted On:3/13/2007 8:49am
NEW! LET'S ENJOY: UNBELIEVABLY PAINFUL DORITOS
I've mentioned odd packaging decisions by Doritos Japan before, but this is really something special. As anyone who has taken a marketing class will tell you, the conventional approach would be to disassociate your brand from the sensation of having your nuts squashed by a strange man in an orange bodysuit, let alone a strange man in an orange bodysuit who has grabbed your ankles for extra leverage while squashing your nuts. But Doritos Japan is not bound by the tired old conventional wisdom that the promise of excruciating pain is not a selling point, or that sadomasochist latex enthusiasts do not represent a large enough target market for a major product launch.
According to the back of the bag, these fellows have a blog, where you can see the guy in the orange suit fantasize about naked women while he tries to work, and you can also see the guy in the yellow suit hover indecisively over conveyor belts of food. (Sex, presumably, is no longer much of an issue for him.)
Posted On:3/13/2007 10:37am
Originally Posted by MSphinx
An "electric massage" is the Japanese term for crushing the balls with your feet. Honestly. ]
Right. What that has to do with Doritos is the really odd thing.
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Posted On:3/13/2007 10:54am
Style: karate / bjj
i think we've all missed the upside to this.
it could have been a bag of wow! potato chips.
Posted On:3/13/2007 11:26am
The Orange guy represents Cheese, and the yellow guy represents corn. Doritos are the product of Cheese giving Corn an electric massage. duh!
Last edited by Neildo; 3/13/2007 11:29am at .
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