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    i keep tryin to spar, but nothin happens! supporting member

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    and to think, there's good iaido and kendo so close by...

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    Quote Originally Posted by meataxe

    That photo is priceless for it's Freudian undertones!
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    How in the hell did I miss that one first time round?

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    It's all about the clinch. The clinch, I said. supporting member
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    So.....

    We can all agree this is inhumanly retarded....but just for arguements sake, and the people who practice with weapons a lot can answer this:

    If you take away the stupid and just look at it like exercise:

    Isn't this going to work out one arm a whole lot more than the other? I mean, that makes sense in ancient japan or the middle ages where that was a valid way of fighting, but nowadays, aren't you going to have a bunch of Forza students stumbling around looking like hermit crabs?

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff

    Wow. First degree in sword.
    I hold pretty high ranks in spoon and fork...

    If someone messes up a routine, will they have to commit ritual suicide with their "swords" to appease their master?
    Please?
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

    Gandhi


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    I'm thinking that with my VERY limited kendo skills I would probably be able to kill her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA-JESUS CHAN
    I'm thinking that with my VERY limited kendo skills I would probably be able to kill her.
    Dude, she's 49, you're like, what, 20-ish?
    Just out-wait her.
    Then, turn up at her funeral and do the "There can be only one" Highlander thing.
    Win/win.
    Have at it.
    Where there is only a choice between cowardice and violence, I would advise violence.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MEGA-JESUS CHAN
    I'm thinking that with my VERY limited kendo skills I would probably be able to kill her.
    I know that with your limited Kendo gensoku you would own her.
    "To sin by silence when one should protest makes cowards out of men".

    ~Ella Wheeler

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    Quote Originally Posted by sochin101
    If someone messes up a routine, will they have to commit ritual suicide with their "swords" to appease their master?
    Please?
    Sort of like Seppuku by Masaki Kobayashi? It'd be an interesting spectacle, probably the only one from that class.
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    Note: For those of you who haven't seen the movie, the samurai is asked to commit seppuku with a bamboo sword.
    Last edited by Shinshoryu; 3/11/2007 10:33am at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by PizDoff
    Richard Ray, 55, took up Forza to get in shape after a kidney transplant.

    "I like this," he says. "It's aggressive, but it satisfies my 'no contact' law."

    Im guessing a troubled childhood? Remember Richard "Its never your fault"

    Why is this such a big deal theres no claim of ultimate self defence or suchlike?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Merry Konument
    Perhaps someone should ask her what charin-shiburi and tenouchi are and, if she's cutting makko or shin choku.
    Or you could challenge her to a D&D tournament and cut out the foreplay.

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