3/09/2007 9:58am, #1
Not that we need it but... Further Evidence Lt.X is a scam artist
I signed up to Lt.X's list a while back just to see how BAD he could get (or is that low?) Just remember I am a Combatives guy.
The last few days, Lt.X (I will avoid his real name in case it invokes him) has been using the death of the Comic Icon "Captain America" as a marketing ploy (Marvel really needs to sue this gimp).
:Noinden, 2nd Notice...
Living Legend Assassinated On
Steps Of Federal Courthouse
By The Daily Bugle Staff
Shot dead on way up the Federal Courthouse stairs
here in NYC, Steve Rogers (aka Captain America)
was pronounced dead at Mercy Hospital due to
injuries suffered from multiple gunshot wounds to
the shoulder, chest and stomach.
Eyewitness reports claim that the initial bullet,
tagging Rogers in the shoulder, came from a
sniper perched atop or in one of the buildings
adjacent to the Federal Courthouse.
Several other shots were fired during the ensuing
commotion--hitting Rogers in the chest and
stomach--but witnesses fleeing the scene, as well
as the U.S. Marshals who were escorting Rogers,
have stated there was only one sniper shot fired.
Rogers, a veteran of World War II, thought lost
during the close of those hostilities, returned
to action decades later and was instrumental in
the early days of the team of heroes known as the
He had been at the forefront of American
superheroics until recently when he openly and
violently opposed the U.S. government's Superhero
Registration Act. As Captain America, Rogers
battled pro-Registration forces last week in
Manhattan until surrendering himself to
S.H.I.E.L.D. custody. He was on his way to his
arraignment when he was struck down earlier
Close friend and Legion founder, Lieutenant X,
was available for comment:
"It's truly a heartbreaking day. Cap died solely
because our inept government has failed to once
again represent what is best for the public. In
their effort to control what we see, what we
hear, what we do, and now who can and cannot
protect us, they have caused America's greatest
hero to become the focal point of another
governmental FUBAR and unnecessarily expose
himself to his enemies.
If Captain America himself cannot protect himself
in America anymore, what is the common man to do?
Well...I'LL TELL YOU WHAT.
It's time for everyone to stop looking for
excuses and learn how to properly defend
themselves, their family, and their country.
Steve Rogers became Captain America after being
injected with a secret formula.
But to become a hero, you don't need anything
more than the courage and common sense to take
advantage of a golden opportunity when it
Because of today's terrible tragedy, I'm going to
extend the free offer of my Accelerated
Battlefield Combatives hand-to-hand combat
learning system until my friend is put to rest.
This way ANYONE can learn to easily and quickly
kick the living hell out of any evildoer who even
looks their way. Simply visit ==>
and we'll send your complimentary $984 learning
system out ASAP.
You will be missed Captain America, but your
legacy will not be forgotten. We will continue to
fight the good fight, right what has been
wronged, and stand for truth, justice, and the
American way in your absence."
For more on the shooting, please see Captain
America #25 and for further perspective on
Captain America and these events, keep reading
the Daily Bugle."
Notice he calls Captain America "his friend". Wow, just wow. This guy is so poorly though of in the combatives world because of how he screwed Carl Cestari over, and now he has to use (on top of his OTT marketing he normally uses) the death of a fricking Comic icon to try and sell his stuff.
I know we did not need MORE evidence, but geez!
Dr Gar Gar
3/09/2007 12:37pm, #2
3/09/2007 12:59pm, #3
This sullies all that was Cap. What a tool.And lo, Kano looked down upon the field and saw the multitudes. Amongst them were the disciples of Uesheba who were greatly vexed at his sayings. And Kano spake: "Do not be concerned with the mote in thy neighbor's eye, when verily thou hast a massive stick in thine ass".
--Scrolls of Bujutsu: Chapter 5 vs 10-14.
3/09/2007 1:01pm, #4
Just the fact that he has to resort to using a fricking comic-book hero as a means of advertising speaks VOLUMES about this clown. And to use the CAPTAIN, no less! T.O.O.L.
3/09/2007 1:03pm, #5
Perhaps someone should dime X out to the marvel people. I would hope that he's not quoting any copyrighted text to make money for himself.
3/09/2007 1:04pm, #6Originally Posted by theardri
3/09/2007 1:06pm, #7
Maybe when Cap returns (which he will), we can convince somebody at Marvel to do a storyline about a douchebag who pretended to be a friend of Cap's to increase his status and power as a superhero/villain in the wake of Cap's death. Then Captain America and his mighty shield can get some revenge.
3/09/2007 4:08pm, #8Originally Posted by Samuel Browning
FFS dude Cestari disowned you, and you move on to a comic Character (a minor one till Civil War)
3/09/2007 4:10pm, #9Originally Posted by kohadril
Seriously no one stays dead in Marvel (Bucky (Caps side kick who "died" way back) is alive again).
3/09/2007 4:11pm, #10Originally Posted by Samuel Browning
So yeah I will let Marvel set their corperate might loose on Mr Lt.X