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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuck Chorris
    Is that "Ghey" as in "Fey?" Or is that "Ghey" as in Hindu for "Totally fricken awesome man!"
    Hindi......
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    Ke?po is ghey.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Omega the Merciless
    Ke?po is ghey.
    You wear pajamas.
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee


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    Only when he's awake. When he goes to bed, he wraps himself in scrolls of lineage.

    Ke?po is twice as cool as kung fu, because you can replace the ? with a M or an N, but you can only replace the k with a g.

    And if you followed that argument and agreed with it, I'd like to talk to you about an investment opportunity you really shouldn't miss...
    "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
    - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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    Not only that, but the different branches of Ke?po are starting to reach massive numbers, now rivaling Kung Fu for the record of most variants of crap.
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    Hey, we can market a crappy product at least as well as mass-produced Chinese crap!!

    American ke?po
    Shaolin ke?po
    Shaolin American ken?po (I **** you not)
    ke?po karate-do
    Ryukyu ke?po
    Ke?po kobojutsu
    Okinawan ke?po
    Ke?po jujitsu
    Ke?po kai
    Shorinji Ke?po
    Nippon ke?po
    White tiger ke?po
    Kiyojute kyu Ke?po

    How many did I miss?
    "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
    - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnceLost
    Hey, we can market a crappy product at least as well as mass-produced Chinese crap!!

    American ke?po
    Shaolin ke?po
    Shaolin American ken?po (I **** you not)
    ke?po karate-do
    Ryukyu ke?po
    Ke?po kobojutsu
    Okinawan ke?po
    Ke?po jujitsu
    Ke?po kai
    Shorinji Ke?po
    Nippon ke?po
    White tiger ke?po
    Kiyojute kyu Ke?po

    How many did I miss?
    You missed you were ghey.

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    I think you have some dental floss in your teeth, Axelton...or is that one of Omega's pubes?

    Sorry about the derail, nupe, but ke?po and related arts don't have the best reputation here. Mind you, they've mostly earned that bad reputation...
    "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
    - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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    I have meet two instructor's in kajukenbo. Kajukenbo is a mix of judo, jujitsu, chinese boxing, kenpo and karate. It was started in 1950 or so. It may seem odd to have so many arts. The seifu around where I live is named steve durtain. The young brothers are two of his students.I work at walgreen's and do all of there pictures when they come in. One is the size of a house and the other looks like a black well dressed bruce lee. The big one has alot of skill at judo and jujitsu. While the other is fast as a race horse on meth. Both have skill and are good teachers. However kajukenbo is not really a traditional martial art.

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    Traditional: We prefer kata over sparring.
    DIDN'T YOU KNOW?! The Chinese know everything! And they knew it 4,000 years before YOU did!

    "Yes. Yes I am. I'm clearly illiterate and dictating this post to a squadron of several dozen trained jumping beans I've coearced into living on my keyboard, each named after a letter or character, which bounce up and down as I call their names." -JohnnyCache

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