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    Kung fu techniques to counter boxing. Yeah, seriously.

    Found this link on Rosstraining. I was gonna post this in fraud and investigations forum, but I find it entirely too amusing.

    http://www.wongkk.com/general/videos...rn-boxing.html

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    I'm grindin' 'till I'm tired...

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    Looked pretty sweet. Why the hell am I bothering to train boxing, with all my ineffective "Bouncing about" and :having some clue what in the **** I am doing"
    "[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
    A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
    -A.J. Newton, Boxing.

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    I've said it before and I'll say it again: I wish someone would
    beat that guy like a Sunday morning boner.

    "Sifu Wong". What a crock!
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    and good morning to you too supporting member
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    I used to think my boxing was sloppy, but I'm pretty boy floyd compared to those bastards.
    You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.

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    BJJ might make you a better ground fighter, but Judo will make you a better dancer. Join us... or die

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    More like Sifu Wrong amirite guys?

    God I kill me sometimes...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lu Tze
    More like Sifu Wrong amirite guys?

    God I kill me sometimes...
    I thought it was pretty funny.

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    He says to use side-kicks. Seriously. Side-kicks to counter boxing. His argument is that boxers will just "bounce away." Now, I'm not a boxer, but I'm pretty sure that weaving and slipping are part of boxing too. And when your kick catches nothing but air (because any idiot, even a noob grappler like me, can see a chambered side-kick a mile away), you'll have about a quarter of a second to wonder where you went wrong before the boxer who is now immediately beside you starts to un-pretty your face.

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    There are truely some awesome quotes on that website.

    "Using the Double Dragon Hands at the Box-Arrow Stance is an effective way to keep an agile boxer at bay. The boxer soon becomes tired from his bouncing about, while you are still relaxed and full of energy."
    Hmmm...considering boxers typically train to go 10 to 15 rounds...I'm wondering exactly how long you have to stand there in that special stance before the boxer "becomes tired."


    "Applying kungfu techniques against a boxer’s techniques is relatively easy."
    Kung fu wins! (A real) Video please.


    "Note that while the boxer may become tired easily from his bouncing about, the kungfu exponent is calm and relaxed, and is able to conserve his energy."
    Further evidence that they have never met a boxer.

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    Ha! plus a lot of times boxers are going to get their distance which is too close for side kicks!

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    What about the technique called green dragon shoots pearl! seriously its on there

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