3/01/2007 8:04am, #1
Kung fu techniques to counter boxing. Yeah, seriously.
Found this link on Rosstraining. I was gonna post this in fraud and investigations forum, but I find it entirely too amusing.
3/01/2007 8:19am, #2
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- Sep 2006
- Ontario, Canada
Looked pretty sweet. Why the hell am I bothering to train boxing, with all my ineffective "Bouncing about" and :having some clue what in the **** I am doing""[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
-A.J. Newton, Boxing.
3/01/2007 8:21am, #3
I've said it before and I'll say it again: I wish someone would
beat that guy like a Sunday morning boner.
"Sifu Wong". What a crock!SEANBABY:
"The seventh law of thermodynamics is that every time a fat person gets near a trapdoor, they fall in. It’s the closest thing we have to scientific proof of God."
3/01/2007 8:25am, #4
I used to think my boxing was sloppy, but I'm pretty boy floyd compared to those bastards.You can't make people smarter. You can expose them to information, but your responsibility stops there.
3/01/2007 9:34am, #5
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- Dec 2005
- W. Yorks, UK
More like Sifu Wrong amirite guys?
God I kill me sometimes...
3/01/2007 10:55am, #6
Originally Posted by Lu Tze
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3/01/2007 11:06am, #7
He says to use side-kicks. Seriously. Side-kicks to counter boxing. His argument is that boxers will just "bounce away." Now, I'm not a boxer, but I'm pretty sure that weaving and slipping are part of boxing too. And when your kick catches nothing but air (because any idiot, even a noob grappler like me, can see a chambered side-kick a mile away), you'll have about a quarter of a second to wonder where you went wrong before the boxer who is now immediately beside you starts to un-pretty your face.
3/01/2007 11:16am, #8
There are truely some awesome quotes on that website.
"Using the Double Dragon Hands at the Box-Arrow Stance is an effective way to keep an agile boxer at bay. The boxer soon becomes tired from his bouncing about, while you are still relaxed and full of energy."
"Applying kungfu techniques against a boxer’s techniques is relatively easy."
"Note that while the boxer may become tired easily from his bouncing about, the kungfu exponent is calm and relaxed, and is able to conserve his energy."
3/01/2007 11:18am, #9
Ha! plus a lot of times boxers are going to get their distance which is too close for side kicks!
3/01/2007 11:19am, #10
What about the technique called green dragon shoots pearl! seriously its on there