3/01/2007 12:54am, #11
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Uh, you're a T-X. That's obviously a wad of grease ... probably Kluber Isoflex LDS18 High Temp/Low Noise Lithium or something similar.
(It's a small amount of fatty material emulsified by and binding to whatever you are taking....or cancer.)Calm down, it's only ones and zeros.
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Tom Kagan teaches _ing __un and bigotry?
Tom Kagan: Serious discussion here
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3/01/2007 12:54am, #12
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- Dec 2006
Doc ASAP!Originally Posted by Hitman
*more choking, more gagging*
I should have heeded the warning.
3/01/2007 12:56am, #13
Originally Posted by Tom Kagan.
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- Soviet State Of Kalifornia
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To fight and conquer in all your battles is not supreme excellence;
Supreme excellence consists in breaking the enemy's resistance without spilling your Guinness.
Sun "Fu Man JhooJits" Tzu, the Art of War & Guinness
3/01/2007 1:01am, #14
Well my stomach pains seem to have cleared up since I started but if they relapse then I'm going to go to the gastroenternist. Amusingly it's eating rice that seems to cause this more then anything. Sometimes it's random but I went out to eat sushi a while back (3 weeks?) and I've been ruined ever since.
The last time I had problems I didnt have health insurance so going to a real doctor was out at the time.
I actually made several of those things. I suspect I'll make several more tomorrow.
3/01/2007 1:09am, #15
Don't think it's worms because I've been plagued by stomach pains off and on for like several years. There's been periods of like weeks where I didnt poop and everything that I ate would stay down for a while and then come back up.it's horrible but it hasnt been that bad in about 3 years.
For the past few weeks it's manifested itself as relatively mild but long lasting lasting painful bloat about once or twice a day.
3/01/2007 1:12am, #16
Supposedly, any time you eat something that's hard for the body to process, a fair amount of enzyme is secreted through your intenstinal walls. This stuff tends to harden and form a sort of coating that's been given the generic term "biomass" in Western medicine. Fasting and cleansing diets are supposed to help you ditch this stuff. I've heard it described as shitting black rubber, so I don't know what to say about your slimy Jack in the Arse. It's also been years since I've looked into any of this, so don't take my word for it.
Although I would never advise against going to the doctor, I can see how an ample collection of biomass coupled with sushi rice-induced constipation could produce some . . . distress. If your pain magically vanishes, I wouldn't worry too much about it. I wouldn't; you might.
3/01/2007 1:19am, #17Originally Posted by Nuck Chorris
I think it was all folded up when it came out. it felt like pooping snot, also I did it with an enema which just makes stuff come out in a giant watery WOOOSH
i made some other ones that were like big amoeba lookin guys and a few more that were big snake lookin dudes that were about as long and a bit thicker then that one but that was the first one that came out, the others came later.
Oh yeh, i forgot to throw in that it seems kind of like the consistency of an earthworm only slightly less solid. It's got like a skin on it and if the skin is punctured then it's like really soft inside.
I didnt touch them with my fingers but I did poke them with various objects.
I mean come on. If that **** came out of you you'd investigate it to, admit it.
3/01/2007 1:26am, #18
I vote we retitle thread "anatrocity's diet thread"
Because seriously, that could stave off hunger for a bit, there.
3/01/2007 1:27am, #19
Speaking of diets I weighed 147 pounds a couple days ago :) Down from 165+ in september.
3/01/2007 1:44am, #20
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- Sep 2006
- Ontario, Canada
- Judo. Some BJJ/Kickboxing
Holy Fucking ****.
If that thing came out of me you would have to tie me down to keep me from putting it in a Ziploc (tm) and running to an M.D.
Then again I live in Canada, so not only is health care free, each citizen is assigned a live-in Doctor who reads you to sleep and massages you.
Seriously though, seek medical advice. It looks more gross than dangerous, but it's not a good idea to gamble. Kudos for posting it, it will help me fear sleep and finsihe my term paper."[Fighting for Points] is doubtless very pretty, and invariably draws applause, but preferences should always be given to blows that do some business, to good straight hits that do something toward finishing the fight.
A man who has carefully trained for brilliant tapping play, will find himself considerably out of it in case he is called upon to do any real work."
-A.J. Newton, Boxing.