Christopher Geary: Man, Martial Artist, DEMI-GOD!

**Goojeanleans** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:01pm

http://www.kempokarate.com/home.cfm

Have you guys seen this website? My God, this guy has the biggest ego I have ever seen. Look at the section entitled "Shihan Geary".

Interesting things:

1) Shihan Geary starts by associating himself with Teddy Roosevelt
2) Shihan Geary has an "official portrait of Shihan geary" (!!) (note the extra cool patches all over his gi, especially the classy "white background patch" on the red gi. Blends in superbly! The porno 70's chest-hair look rock the house too!
3) Shihan Geary is also like Gerald Ford, because president Ford was born near there!
4) Shihan Geary would walk 10 miles to see a Van Damme movie when he was a kid!
5) Shihan Geary "specialized in war arts and weaponry" in the Marines! Wow, what a badass!
6) A fateful decision by Shihan Geary has led to the proliferation of kempo arts in Omaha! What a visionary!
7) Shihan Geary is like Master Cerio, except he is still alive and wasn't actually in Black belt magazine like Master Cerio was.
8) You can buy an autographed 8X10 photo of Shihan Geary in a contemplative pose. What a great stocking stuffer! I'll put it on the mantle next to my photo of Der Feurer!
9) Shihan Geary acheived Master Ranking in half the time it takes for most people! He was ranked to this level by the only other man alive who loves patches as much as Shihan Geary does!
10) Shihan Geary has had his photo taken with the world-famous crosseyed mayor of Omaha, wearing his trademark moosefuck-ugly sweater.
11)Shihan Geary was given the title of Shihan by an unbiased, professional, and knowledgeable group that oversees such matter: his own students!
12) Shihan Geary associates himself with "THE KING"
13) Shihan Geary has a photo of himself in brooding contemplation of the huge responsibility hehas nobly taken upon himself. In addition, it appears he likes black belts very much, as you can see about 10 of them draped across his shoulders! Notice the lighting...it almost gives him an otherworldly, graceful, angelic presence.
14) Shihan Geary is so humble that he let's his students and instructor rave about how good he is in their own words on his website. Taking that humility virtue to new heights!

God this boy needs a fucking ass-whooping more than anyone else alive. This web-site is truly off the charts! This guy is running a personality cult in fucking Nebraska and thinks he's some enlightened demi-god or something.

To top it off, he is a fugitive from Florida after he poured acid on a female student's car after she rejected his advances and then trashed the dojo he had been teaching in so no competitors could take it once he left. They're still trying to subpoena him to Florida to face the charges.

Read the part about the "Distinguished Hisotry of the surname Geary". God, who the hell does this guy think he is.

Somebody in the Omaha area please go **** this guy up.

***Omega Supreme*** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:08pm

Well it takes all kinds. I've never even heard of the guy.

Official WTDude Badass Evil Genius

**PizDoff** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:10pm

"Shaolin Kempo, originated by Indian Prince Bodidharma to"
monk, not a prince...wtf?

note the Black Belt club...

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Shut up and Gracie train!

Phrosty finally got my article up, all come and look!
http://bullshido.com/article_read.asp?id=162

**m4949** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:28pm

I am pretty sure the monks called this art, Gung Fu, not kempo.
Is it me, or are more of these kempo guys appearing to be full of ****???
They just make some bullshit word up and attach it the word kempo because it sounds cool.

Your skills are EXTRAordinary; You have our Gratitude.

**Goojeanleans** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:34pm

Can you even fathom how delusional you would have to be to make a website that is so self-aggrandizing as this one? It truly is mind-boggling, the fantasy world that this guy is living in.

**m4949** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:43pm

The More I read, The more I am loosing respect for Kempo.

Your skills are EXTRAordinary; You have our Gratitude.

**m4949** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:48pm

"just under 10 years of martial arts experience, at the age of 31, Shihan Geary achieved what traditionally takes 15 to 20 years - he was promoted to Godan, or 5th degree black belt"

Ok this guy gets Black in 1998. He never says when he starts. then suddely he's 5th.

what the ****?

Your skills are EXTRAordinary; You have our Gratitude.

**Balloonknot** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:53pm

First of all, there is no such think as "Shaolin Kenpo Karate" - it doesn't exist! He only has the word "shaolin" in it so it sounds cool and he can try to associate himself with the Shaolin Temple in China. Basically, this is just another run of the mill, full of shiat, Japanese Karate school. The instructor is truly an ass!

I DUB THEE MCDOJO!

**Balloonknot** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:53pm

and a fat ass at that......

**Goojeanleans** · Posted On: 8/12/2003 2:56pm

Look at the picture of him with the light coming down from above, his head hung in contemplation with the blackbelts draped over his shoulders! I'd have to get blacked out drunk for someone to get a cheesy picture like that out of me.