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    Is the price negotiable?

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    Here's looking at you, squid. Join us... or die
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    Wow...I wonder if they'll give me a package deal. A 10th degree black belt and a Ph.D. for $1000...
    "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
    - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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    Jiu Jitsu - Sometimes passing just isn't an option. supporting member
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    Quote Originally Posted by OnceLost
    Wow...I wonder if they'll give me a package deal. A 10th degree black belt and a Ph.D. for $1000...
    Actually, since I'm a more humble person, I'd just go with the 7th degree and the Master's degree. Makes it look like I'm still working hard towards some sort of goal.

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    Yeah, but then you might be expected to actually test your knowledge. Once you've reached 10th degree, Ph.D., you can just rest on your laurels...
    "Reason is a choice. Wishes and whims are not facts, nor are they a means to discovering them. Reason is our only way to grasping reality -- it's our basic tool of survival. We are free to evade the effort of thinking, to reject reason, but we are not free to avoid the penalty of the abyss we refuse to see."
    - Terry Goodkind, "Faith of the Fallen"

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    Quote Originally Posted by OnceLost
    Yeah, but then you might be expected to actually test your knowledge. Once you've reached 10th degree, Ph.D., you can just rest on your laurels...
    damn laurels...

    The sad thing is that you make a very valid point. Once you've reached a certain level, people don't expect you to have to test your knowlege.

    Maybe I should just get a 2nd degree and a technical certification, maybe I can fly under the radar.

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    I'm going to go for the trifecta of suckage...

    a BB in..

    Kung Fu (WT to be specific)
    TKD
    and of course Ninjitsu!

    Then I will have many disciples to fleece mu h ah aha ha! (I will make sure to teach a children's class as well)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Liffguard
    Er, maybe I'm missing something but I'm pretty sure that "sensei" isn't an american title. For that matter, I wasn't even aware that "american" was a language.
    It's not.

    However "mercan" is.

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    Does it even come with a certificate like Ashida's?

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    How many dumbasses actually fall for this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tetsu_Anaguma
    I do! I do! If I chip in to make you Soke, can I be a Kyoshi?

    Make sure that you know all 12 traditional Polish influenced Japanese Kata with a Indo-Korean/Thai twist, lots and lots of spinning kicks, and how to properly turn Farmers Cheese, potatoes, flour, milk, butter and water into any variation of high carb Polish food that exists.

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