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  1. Iscariot is offline

    I decided I'd have a pretty avatar for a while.

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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 12:00am


     Style: Student Jutsu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!

    Rank Fraud Internet Style

    Rank fraud is nothing new, old Ashida's mail order BB scheme was exposed long ago, but now we have the new modern version, here:

    http://blackbelt4you.tk/

    No more secretive dinners, sexual favours or mail order trickery, rank fraud in modern times is done over the internet and paid for via Paypal. They take Visa.

    Now only a click away is the rank and title of your choice in the following arts:
    AIKIDO
    BRAZILIAN JUJUTSU [sic]
    HAPKIDO
    IAIDO
    JUDO
    JUJUTSU
    KARATE
    KENDO
    KEMPO
    KENPO
    KICKBOXING
    KUNG FU
    KOBUDO
    NINJUTSU
    SHORINJI KEMPO
    TAE KWON DO
    TANG SOO DO
    TE-JUTSU
    WUSHU

    Your art not mentioned? Just fill it in to the handy pop up form and you'll be on your way!

    There's also a seperate section where you can purchase titles if you feel that 10th Dan isn't quite enough!

    For example, with a couple of clicks of my mouse I could become Soke Professor of American Jiu Jitsu (10th Dan) for the bargain price of $1650. I'd probably appoint Phrost as my personal butler as well.

    Let's not forget that touch of class and hallmark of quality, a contact email based at Hotmail! blackbelt4you@hotmail.com (Do you think that an undisguised email address on the number one MA site on the web will open them up to spam? I do hope so)
    "Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
    "Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
    "I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
    "Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
    "Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
    "More God delusions." - DAYoung
    "Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta
  2. polishillusion is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 12:03am

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: Losing Weight

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    well, time for a promotion.
  3. RunningDog is offline
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    nail conditioning

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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 12:05am


     Style: Rehab

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    Wow. It really would be quite easy to make $£$£$ by becoming a master of a made-up style.
  4. Don Gwinn is offline
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    BJJ wins again!

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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 12:16am

    supporting member
     Style: Guns

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    That Brazilian dude at the gym wants me to put in years . . . . these folks will give me a black belt in BJJ for $50!

    I wonder if they have a plan for dealing with the first purple belt I encounter after tying on the black belt?
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  5. Iscariot is offline

    I decided I'd have a pretty avatar for a while.

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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 12:20am


     Style: Student Jutsu

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    Quote Originally Posted by Don Gwinn
    That Brazilian dude at the gym wants me to put in years . . . . these folks will give me a black belt in BJJ for $50!

    I wonder if they have a plan for dealing with the first purple belt I encounter after tying on the black belt?
    You don't actually roll anymore Don, you buy yourself the Sokeship to your own BJJ which you point out has been refined by you. You are now t00 d34dly t0 r011!!eleven!!
    "Listen to Iscariot you Vicchysoise ninja-fuckers!" - kohadril
    "Are you going to rise to godhood out of the ashes of Earth? " - frumpleswift
    "I'll pray for you Iscariot." - Mas
    "Iscariot, check your pulse and report back. We need to know if you are in fact, not alive." - Lu Tzu
    "Iscariot is victorious!" - Dai Tenshi
    "More God delusions." - DAYoung
    "Iscariot, despite our obvious doctrinal differences, I salute your exquisite bastardry, and take back half of all the bad things I ever said about you." - Zendetta
  6. polishillusion is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 12:28am

    Bullshido Newbie
     Style: Losing Weight

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    who wants in on the ancient Polish Folk Wrestling-Jitsu Do Ryu?

    Taking names.
  7. Ke?poFist is offline
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    Enforcer of Northeast Anti-Silliness Department Inc.

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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 2:39am

    supporting member
     Style: Kaju, BJJ, Judo, Kempo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Oh wow...this takes BS to a whole new level. How can they claim to be any more legitimate than me visiting my preferred online shop and just buying a belt and making up a title myself? They are both still worth nothing, but one costs me a few bucks while the other is asking for exorbitant amounts of money.
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
    ~Bruce Lee

  8. Tetsu_Anaguma is offline
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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 3:43am


     Style: Wu/Hao Taiji; BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by polishillusion
    who wants in on the ancient Polish Folk Wrestling-Jitsu Do Ryu?

    Taking names.
    I do! I do! If I chip in to make you Soke, can I be a Kyoshi?
  9. TheBigSwede is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 4:01am


     Style: Judo + sports ju-jutsu

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Also remember that you can have a .tk domain for free, and keep it like that as long as you get a certain number (30-50?) of unique hits every month. Combine it with a Hotmail account, and voilą -- marketing and communication costs are zero!

    So not only is someone producing BB certificates. He/she is also a cheap bastard.
  10. Liffguard is offline
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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 5:16am

    supporting member
     Style: BJJ

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Er, maybe I'm missing something but I'm pretty sure that "sensei" isn't an american title. For that matter, I wasn't even aware that "american" was a language.
    Dedicated to legs and the disrespecting thereof.
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