"House of teh! Death"

**BigDon** · Posted On: 2/18/2007 10:18pm

Hiya guys! Hope this is the right place to post about this. I found a website that I just had to share with you and in a way I thought it was fairly comical. Well, the main thing I found funny about it was the bizzare name this guy has for his MA school:

"Crazy Bob's House of Death!"
http://www.crazybobshouseofdeath.ca/ :lol: Crazy Bob? House of Death? Is he some guy that got out early from a nut-house and goes around killing people with his "teh!1! deadly techniques!"? :toothy5:

I don't know anything about this guy, his school, MA training, etc.. just what I seen on his website. But I just thought it's such a hilarious MA school name, along with complete "laughing skull" logo (he even wears on his T-shirt if you watch his videos).

This is cut & paste from his BIO page:

"1st Degree Black Belt Combat Ju Jitsu
Recieved from badass former U.S. Special Forces Operative
Training with National & World Champions in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu as well as UFC and MMA veterans.
Trained Security Personnel, members of Armed Forces and Intelligence Community..And also....
Wait for it... Celebrities!!!
Black Belt in TKD (tai kwon do)
Doesn't count for anything but it's on the resume. "

and the following from his "About us page":

"...
So, whether you need to choke 'em out, knock 'em out, break their bones, or kick 'em square in the nuts.. really hard.. we can show you how.

Need to take a gun, or a knife away from someone?
Right here!
Multiple attackers?
Got you covered. "

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Heheh.. at least he seems honest about the TKD comment. ;)
I gotta like the "Wait for it... Celebrities!!!" addition too (though he doesn't name any).

Well, if anyone here is in the Toronto area, maybe ya wanna try and contact him for a trail class and see what the deal is and let us know your impressions?

**feedback** · Posted On: 2/18/2007 10:53pm

The random japanese music in the "various" clip cracks me up

**MrMcFu** · Posted On: 2/18/2007 11:02pm

Aside from the corny title and skull stuff, it doesn't look that terrible. It's short, to the point and doesn't seem too full of wild claims, aside from "multiple opponents. Got you covered". The videos didn't look too bad in my opinion - alot of basic submission grappling.

**Ke?poFist** · Posted On: 2/19/2007 1:30am

omg that has to be a spoof site some guy training out of his basement made. Hell he probably reads this site.

**Ke?poFist** · Posted On: 2/19/2007 1:32am

Originally Posted by feedback

The random japanese music in the "various" clip cracks me up

I almost neg repped you for not getting the south park anime reference there.

Subarashii chinchin mono
Kintama no kami aru
Sore no oto wa sarubobo
Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu

Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

Kono uta chotto baka
Wake ga wakaranai
Eigo ga mecha kucha
Daijoubu, we do it all the time!

Hey hey let's go kenka suru
Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

[edit]

Literal translation

I have a wonderful penis
There's hair on my balls
Is that the sound of sarubobo?
No! Ninjas are here

Hey hey let's go, getting in a fight
The important thing is to protect my balls
I'm a bad guy, so let's fighting
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

This song is a little stupid
It's incomprehensible
My english is terrible
But that's okay, we do it all the time!

Hey hey let's go, getting in a fight
The important thing is to protect my balls
I'm a bad guy, so let's fighting
Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

**SpringHeeledJack** · Posted On: 2/19/2007 8:17am

that place seems cool to me. I think he was just making fun of other websites that make dipshit claims like that. I'd love to train at a place with a name like "Crazy Bob's House of Death."

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 2/19/2007 9:05am

From what I have heard
"Bob" goes to seminars and takes classes here and there, learns a technique and then teaches it.

Doesn't mean the tech is bad.

Doesn't mean they don't practice it alive

However given the amount of super martial art schools in the GTA you would be nuts wasting time here when you could go directly to the source and learn from better and more qualified teachers.