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  1. sambosteve is offline
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    Posted On:
    2/14/2007 9:19pm

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     NY Combat Sambo Style: combat sambo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    If they train seriously in boxing, wrestling, judo, etc, they should be ok against an average attacker (better than if not trained). If a person was not going to train regularly in anything, this is what I would impress upon them because you aint gonna learn any technique unless you train it seriously. I think these are good rules for anyone anyway.

    1. Run real fast.
    2. Scream real loud.
    3. Trust your gut. If it says danger, it is probably right.
    4. Don't walk at night (or ride the bus, subway, etc) with headphones on.
    5. Don't walk with your hands in your pockets.
    6. Drape a backpack on one shoulder, not on both.
    7. If you see a possible trouble situation, walk the other way.
    8. Don't leave a friend drunk at the bar.
    9. Keep a mental perimiter and don't let people inside of it.
    10. Don't talk **** someone with a weapon.
    11. Don't talk **** at all...be humble and calm.
    12. Always get something between you and a possible attacker (car, tree, table, etc)
    13. A wallet is worth giving away if it keeps you safe.
    14. If you have to fight, show no mercy and go for the vitals with whatever you have available...fingernails, keys, chair, barstool, whatever.
    Last edited by sambosteve; 2/14/2007 9:25pm at .
  2. Virus is offline
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    Posted On:
    2/14/2007 9:28pm

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     Style: Judo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Without reading the other responses first, I'll take a shot:

    1. Lunge Punch
    2. Ichimoinji
    ....

    but seriously I'd say (in no order of importance)

    1. Slip
    2. Jab
    3. Cross
    4. Collar tie with knees
    5. Double leg
    6. Single leg
    7. Basic guard pass
    8. Basic collar choke from mount
    9. Rear naked choke
    10. Bridge and roll.

    Yeah. I understand there are problems with this list. Some of these technqiues cant really be done without including other technqiues. It also needs to be said that teaching these techniques in isolation would render them almost completly innefectual. It's not just the specific techniques of BJJ or Boxing that make the style good, it's the systematic approach to coaching and the inclusion of everything else that goes on to make these technqiues work such as positioning, dealing with resistance, dealing with sucessful attacks, controlling the position and so on. If you took a person and showed each of these techniques and then had them do it on a passive partner, you might as well teach them ninjitsu.

    EDIT: Just read the other responses, and I forgot sprawl. ****. I hate this game, I'm going home. (there's also some really funny stuff by the chunners and kungers, I'm glad I'm not at your self defence class.)
    Last edited by Virus; 2/14/2007 9:33pm at .
  3. CanucKyokushin is offline

    He'll flip ya!

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    Posted On:
    2/14/2007 9:31pm

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    I'd just like to point out that I scrolled past everyone's posts just to see what Skidmark Louie had to say.
    I saw his post and wanted to +1 him.But it said I had to do some pushups.So I drank a beer instead.
  4. Virus is offline
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    Posted On:
    2/14/2007 9:35pm

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     Style: Judo

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Actually you should just list ten weapons.
  5. Motor is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/14/2007 9:38pm


     Style: Grappling & Kickboxing

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    Quote Originally Posted by sambosteve
    6. Drape a backpack on one shoulder, not on both.
    Why would that be important? On one shoulder the backpack would be easier to steal and the uneven weight distribution would interfere with fighting and might fall off. Or, is the point that you can take off the pack easier on one shoulder?
  6. Plasma is offline
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    Posted On:
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     Style: 柔術

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Dry Hump them screaming "I am not GAY!!!!"
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    Posted On:
    2/14/2007 9:42pm

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     Style: FBSD

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    1. Fist
    2. Spiked Fist
    3. Chainsaw
    4. Pistol
    5. Shotgun
    6. Double-barreled shotgun
    7. Chain Gun
    8. Plasma Rifle
    9. BFG-9000
    10. God Mode
  8. HearWa is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/14/2007 9:59pm


     Style: Sub-wrestling, mostly...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GoJu - Joe
    I have this thing I do where I squat down and raise my hands in the air (like I just don't care) and screech like a monkey.

    It's terrifying.

    I recommend doing this in any potential threatening situation
    I expect to see that at the next throwdown. :P
  9. HearWa is offline

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    2/14/2007 10:04pm


     Style: Sub-wrestling, mostly...

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Oh, and for my input: be punched in the face and pistol whipped until you're bleeding, pull down your opponent, mount him and bleed on him while screaming "YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN, YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I'VE BEEN!!!" Remember to laugh maniacally for the added effect.

    If you get the reference you win the Internets.
  10. Goju - Joe is offline
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    I am a Ninja bitches!! Deal with it

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    Posted On:
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     Style: Improv comedy

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    Hell yeah! Hell no!
    Quote Originally Posted by HearWa
    I expect to see that at the next throwdown. :P
    Ohh trust me you will!!!!
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