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    Monkey steals peach
    Leopard fist
    Tiger claw
    Iron palm
    Arrow walk
    Bong sao
    Magpie steals diamond
    Owl catches mouse
    Baby swallows coin
    Clown falls down

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    Quote Originally Posted by shoushutiger
    go ahead and hate if you want, but thats what I came up with in two minutes.
    Just like your founder then really.......

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    By the Hoary Hand of Hoggoth.....
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    1. down
    2. down right
    3. right
    4. any punch button

    Remember to scream HADOKEN as you deliver

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hannibal MAP
    Just like your founder then really.......
    heh. good one. The hadouken joke was creative as well. That was a low blow btw. :5slick:

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    1. jab
    2. evasive footwork
    3. sprawl
    4. some form of hip throw and/or osoto
    5. bridge

    ...

    6. poop fling
    7. pee from a distance
    8. monkey steals peach
    9. chi blast
    10. vigorously scratch your ass and jump at your opponent waving your and yelling "We are playing tag. You are it!"
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    1. Left Hook
    2. Right Cross
    3.Palm Strike
    4.Forearm/elbow strike
    5. Knee Strike
    6.Mase
    7.Knife
    8.Hand Gun
    9.Groin attacks
    10. Run like a muthafucca

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    I was actually typing a list of thechniques/skills usefull for self defence with reasons and all when i realized I would be one of the few to take this thread seriously, and because I am a sheep im simply going to say this:





    If you get attacked, just make sure you are driving this
    Last edited by Lucky Seven; 2/14/2007 6:20pm at .

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nuck Chorris
    Elbow
    Knee
    Headbutt
    Double Leg
    1 Good Sacrifice Throw
    Sprawl
    Shrimp Escape
    Side Mount
    Americana

    and the Coup d' Gras.....


    CHI BLAST!
    yoo gonna get raped :tard:
    Quote Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
    FORM AN ACROBATIC BRIDGE ACROSS OMEGA'S GOOCH
    Quote Originally Posted by Kidspatula
    Bleep bleep blip bloop

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    I'd just like to point out that I scrolled past everyone's posts just to see what Skidmark Louie had to say.
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    Jab
    Cross
    Front Hook
    Rear Hook
    Uppercut
    Bob/Weave
    How to take a punch
    Parkour

    Thats pretty much all I know well enough to use in a self defence situation, i'm content with it really.

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