Monkey steals peach
Magpie steals diamond
Owl catches mouse
Baby swallows coin
Clown falls down
Just like your founder then really.......
Originally Posted by shoushutiger
2. down right
4. any punch button
Remember to scream HADOKEN as you deliver
heh. good one. The hadouken joke was creative as well. That was a low blow btw. :5slick:
Originally Posted by Hannibal MAP
2. evasive footwork
4. some form of hip throw and/or osoto
6. poop fling
7. pee from a distance
8. monkey steals peach
9. chi blast
10. vigorously scratch your ass and jump at your opponent waving your and yelling "We are playing tag. You are it!"
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1. Left Hook
2. Right Cross
5. Knee Strike
10. Run like a muthafucca
I was actually typing a list of thechniques/skills usefull for self defence with reasons and all when i realized I would be one of the few to take this thread seriously, and because I am a sheep im simply going to say this:
If you get attacked, just make sure you are driving this
Last edited by Lucky Seven; 2/14/2007 6:20pm at .
yoo gonna get raped :tard:
Originally Posted by Nuck Chorris
Originally Posted by Hedgehogey
Originally Posted by Kidspatula
I'd just like to point out that I scrolled past everyone's posts just to see what Skidmark Louie had to say.
How to take a punch
Thats pretty much all I know well enough to use in a self defence situation, i'm content with it really.
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