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  1. BigDon is offline

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    Posted On:
    2/18/2007 11:18pm


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    "House of teh! Death"

    Hiya guys! Hope this is the right place to post about this. I found a website that I just had to share with you and in a way I thought it was fairly comical. Well, the main thing I found funny about it was the bizzare name this guy has for his MA school:

    "Crazy Bob's House of Death!"
    http://www.crazybobshouseofdeath.ca/ :lol: Crazy Bob? House of Death? Is he some guy that got out early from a nut-house and goes around killing people with his "teh!1! deadly techniques!"? :toothy5:

    I don't know anything about this guy, his school, MA training, etc.. just what I seen on his website. But I just thought it's such a hilarious MA school name, along with complete "laughing skull" logo (he even wears on his T-shirt if you watch his videos).

    This is cut & paste from his BIO page:

    "1st Degree Black Belt Combat Ju Jitsu
    Recieved from badass former U.S. Special Forces Operative
    Training with National & World Champions in Brazilian Jiu Jitsu as well as UFC and MMA veterans.
    Trained Security Personnel, members of Armed Forces and Intelligence Community..And also....
    Wait for it... Celebrities!!!
    Black Belt in TKD (tai kwon do)
    Doesn't count for anything but it's on the resume. "

    and the following from his "About us page":

    "...
    So, whether you need to choke 'em out, knock 'em out, break their bones, or kick 'em square in the nuts.. really hard.. we can show you how.
    Need to take a gun, or a knife away from someone?
    Right here!
    Multiple attackers?
    Got you covered. "

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    Heheh.. at least he seems honest about the TKD comment. ;)
    I gotta like the "Wait for it... Celebrities!!!" addition too (though he doesn't name any).

    Well, if anyone here is in the Toronto area, maybe ya wanna try and contact him for a trail class and see what the deal is and let us know your impressions?
    Last edited by BigDon; 2/18/2007 11:31pm at .
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    Posted On:
    2/18/2007 11:53pm

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     Style: Muay Thai

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    The random japanese music in the "various" clip cracks me up
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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 12:02am

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    Aside from the corny title and skull stuff, it doesn't look that terrible. It's short, to the point and doesn't seem too full of wild claims, aside from "multiple opponents. Got you covered". The videos didn't look too bad in my opinion - alot of basic submission grappling.
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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 2:30am

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    omg that has to be a spoof site some guy training out of his basement made. Hell he probably reads this site.
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    ...Willing is not enough you must do
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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 2:32am

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    Quote Originally Posted by feedback
    The random japanese music in the "various" clip cracks me up
    I almost neg repped you for not getting the south park anime reference there.

    Subarashii chinchin mono
    Kintama no kami aru
    Sore no oto wa sarubobo
    Iie! Ninja ga imasuuuuuuuu

    Hey hey let's go kenka suru
    Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
    Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
    Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

    Kono uta chotto baka
    Wake ga wakaranai
    Eigo ga mecha kucha
    Daijoubu, we do it all the time!

    Hey hey let's go kenka suru
    Taisetsu na mono protect my balls!
    Boku ga warui so let's fighting...
    Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

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    Literal translation

    I have a wonderful penis
    There's hair on my balls
    Is that the sound of sarubobo?
    No! Ninjas are here

    Hey hey let's go, getting in a fight
    The important thing is to protect my balls
    I'm a bad guy, so let's fighting
    Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!

    This song is a little stupid
    It's incomprehensible
    My english is terrible
    But that's okay, we do it all the time!

    Hey hey let's go, getting in a fight
    The important thing is to protect my balls
    I'm a bad guy, so let's fighting
    Let's fighting love! Let's fighting love!
    Knowing is not enough, you must apply...
    ...Willing is not enough you must do
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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 9:17am


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    that place seems cool to me. I think he was just making fun of other websites that make dipshit claims like that. I'd love to train at a place with a name like "Crazy Bob's House of Death."
    Last edited by debul937; 2/19/2007 10:10am at .


    Now lovely Lucifer, in hell so stark
    King, and lord of sin and pride
    With some mist his wits make dark.
    He send thee grace to be thy guide


    HE LOOKS LIKE A TINY BEAR MIXED WITH A CAT, AND THAT IS THE MEANEST ANIMAL MIXTURE EVER, BEAR FOR FUCKING STRENGTH, AND CAT FOR FUCKING MEAN!!! ************.

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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 10:05am

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     Style: Improv comedy

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    From what I have heard
    "Bob" goes to seminars and takes classes here and there, learns a technique and then teaches it.

    Doesn't mean the tech is bad.

    Doesn't mean they don't practice it alive

    However given the amount of super martial art schools in the GTA you would be nuts wasting time here when you could go directly to the source and learn from better and more qualified teachers.
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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 10:12am

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    ugh...seminar teachers....wannabes....ugh....
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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 10:15am


     Style: Ju-Jitsu, Judo

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    Come on, it's not that bad... He got me with this:

    "No uptight instructors, no assholes allowed."
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    Posted On:
    2/19/2007 10:17am

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    Quote Originally Posted by bricco
    Come on, it's not that bad... He got me with this:

    "No uptight instructors, no assholes allowed."
    Besides him having no formal training and just being a UFC wannabe with a funny webpage selling classes?
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