Bullshido is actually a porn site?

**colonelpong2** · Posted On: 11/08/2006 1:22pm

Ok guys and gals, this isnt MA specific but I must share the humour of my immediate managers immediate idiocy.
He took a dislike to a coworker and I and determindly tried to screw us both (literally as well as figuratively in her case, she turned him down and thats why he embarked on this little malice campaign).
We are both good workers and stick to the rules.
We are allowed to use the net during lunch breaks. I was dragged unexpectedly into a "Formal dismissal hearing" last week. This was something of a surprise.
What was REALLY suprising was when I was told it was for "Visiting a pornographic website".

"What Friggin porn site?" queried I.

The answer? www.bullshido.com

I asked the manager if he had actually viewed the site. He said that he had "Perused it at length" and that it was "a pornographic website".

My union rep and I asked him to demonstrate this. So we went onto his computer and went to bullshido. He feverishly searched thru random threads and forums until he came across a picture of a female in undergarments (from memory it was the one in el macho's sig). He triumphantl;y slammed the desk "THERE! PORNOGRAPHY!".

Needless to say, his case fell flat on its face and his idiocy is now well known.

He did succeed in sacking my friend tho. He used his managerial access to go thru EVERY sent item from her work email. He found one a few monthys old in which she had emailed me "Im gonna get a coffee from the break room, youwant one?".
The grubby little fucker compared this to her work roster and.... it was not during a DESIGNATED BREAK PERIOD!

He somehow wrangled this round and calld it "Deliberate avoidance of duty" which comes under "Serious misconduct".She got sacked on the spot (she wasnt union so was unrepresented against this fucktard).
Anyway, she is taking legal action and the general opinion is that this vindictive little analtard wart is going to get figuratively fucked up the ass like a pretty boy in the maximum security wing of a prison for.... butt fuckersss

Sorry about the rant there, i am usually a bit more gentlemanly but seriously! FUCKIN WANKER!

Anway, im going to avoid going to bullshido at work, so ill just be coming on line at this here net cafe once or twice a week

**Goju - Joe** · Posted On: 11/08/2006 1:28pm

I would quit immediatly but before you do take a **** on the guys desk

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 11/08/2006 1:29pm

Please tell me she is going to get them for sexual harrasment.

I hate fuckers that get mad because a woman won't put out, just because they are a manager.

**Uechidude** · Posted On: 11/08/2006 1:33pm

Is this guy , related to the Rev Jerry Falwell ??
Seriously, what a dickhead....

**colonelpong2** · Posted On: 11/08/2006 1:37pm

shes going for harassment, wrongful dismissal, stress, loss of dignity, the whole lot.

I am looking for another job right now and DEFINITELY like the desk shitting idea

***DerAuslander*** · Posted On: 11/08/2006 1:38pm

Friggin awesome for you, and I hope things work out better for your friend.

**colonelpong2** · Posted On: 11/08/2006 1:39pm

Originally Posted by badsifu

You should pull a Fight Club moment and go in there all messed up looking all the time. Then when he starts to mess with you, you can wrestle him to the ground, turn him over and pretend to assrape him in front of all of your co workers. Then piss on him while screaming "America the Beautiful" and at the end of it all, see if he fires you.

AWESOME!!

When she got sacked I was so clsoe to leaping up on the desk, tearing off my shirt, yelling "GONG SAU!" and flinging poo at him.

**It is Fake** · Posted On: 11/08/2006 1:43pm

Ha ha that would've been funny.

I'm dealing with dumb **** at work. It is always good to know asshattery is wordly.:bssign:

**TKD Black Belt** · Posted On: 11/08/2006 2:15pm

LOL, thankfully your addiction to www.matbattle.com didn't come out or you'd have been in serious trouble ;)

TKD

PS - MatBattle.com is not in any way work safe!