Southard Combat Systems

**Coyote** · Posted On: 3/21/2007 11:20am

Perhaps the fact that he was doing the bottle break in his mom's kitchen gave him super-tard powers.
As for the ceiling kick... My God! That reminds me of the time my friend BT (named for his enormous bitch tits) Put his head halfway through the hotel room wall because he was drunk.
I agree about the bat, though. It was either pre-weakened, or made of some lame ass material. Maybe he hollowed out the core...

**cyrijl** · Posted On: 3/21/2007 11:27am

i personally loved the uppercut.
nothing better than hyper-extending your own elbow.

**Sam Browning** · Posted On: 3/21/2007 11:30am

Originally Posted by Coyote

Perhaps the fact that he was doing the bottle break in his mom's kitchen gave him super-tard powers.
As for the ceiling kick... My God! That reminds me of the time my friend BT (named for his enormous bitch tits) Put his head halfway through the hotel room wall because he was drunk.
I agree about the bat, though. It was either pre-weakened, or made of some lame ass material. Maybe he hollowed out the core...

Maybe he used a fungo bat. The type they won't use against real pitches. (Its used by coaches to hit pop flies during outfield practice.)

**Darthsyric** · Posted On: 3/21/2007 11:31am

Wow, I dont know what to say. It's like someone should go up to him and explain what he is doing is wrong on so many levels. Like playing Halo and only using the SMG [YES A HALO REFERENCE!!!] I know it's all be said before, but can he REALLY be making money doing this? At some point some of the kids have to spar against a friend who has done some more serious training. They have to question what happens when they get 100% tooled.

Anyways, here are some observations. If he works out as much as he says, he would be ALOT thinner. He isnt fat, but running 7 miles plus everything else, would make him incredibly skinny, but damn cut I would like to add.

He strikes exactly like Rocky Balboa [great movie] He puts his hands together before every strike. This is a well documented no no.

And the gun and knife take aways are more serious then dealing hard drugs. Hard drugs MIGHT kill you. Using those techniques WILL

**Coyote** · Posted On: 3/21/2007 11:32am

Originally Posted by cyrijl

i personally loved the uppercut.
nothing better than hyper-extending your own elbow.

I loved it too. Does he honestly expect anyone to believe that you should keep your arm fully extended throughout the entire punch?
His kicking technique wasn't too bad, but the ass kisser with the bag was pretty special.
Any time I see someone overreacting to a master's technique, I can't help but raise the B.S. flag.:bs:

**Coyote** · Posted On: 3/21/2007 11:34am

Originally Posted by Samuel Browning

Maybe he used a fungo bat. The type they won't use against real pitches. (Its used by coaches to hit pop flies during outfield practice.)

I don't know much about baseball, so I will follow your suggestion blindly.

**Snake Plissken** · Posted On: 3/21/2007 2:32pm

Originally Posted by debul937

Maybe I'm the idiot here, but I've never heard of a Phd. in self-defense. My university has no such thing.

Mine does:
http://www.mcdonalds.com/corp/career...niversity.html

Seriously, this guys website states references are available for his bodyguard services....anyone e-mail him yet?