Hey look! Western Boxing dorks are coming out of the woodwork!

**SpringHeeledJack** · Posted On: 2/08/2007 12:22am

The first person I see running down the street wearing one of those contraptions is gonna eat a massive sucker-punch ( if I can manage a punch while laughing uncontrollably). It will be my life's mission to see to it that the scene you described above will never com into being.

**Steve** · Posted On: 2/08/2007 1:11am

Originally Posted by debul937

The first person I see running down the street wearing one of those contraptions is gonna eat a massive sucker-punch ( if I can manage a punch while laughing uncontrollably). It will be my life's mission to see to it that the scene you described above will never com into being.

Just be sure to dodge the plexiglass blade of death that the bag is attached to as he/she doubles over.

**MSphinx** · Posted On: 2/08/2007 5:10am

Originally Posted by debul937

The first person I see running down the street wearing one of those contraptions is gonna eat a massive sucker-punch ( if I can manage a punch while laughing uncontrollably). It will be my life's mission to see to it that the scene you described above will never com into being.

Just trip them over. That massive contraption should do the rest.

**Tonuzaba** · Posted On: 2/08/2007 6:35am

Originally Posted by debul937

I really hope you're wrong. If not, then I'll have to go through all the **** that the TMA guys do: explaining lineages, explaining why one is spelled boxing and the other boksing, and trying to convince people that I do t3h r34l boxing. The humanity!

Just get used to it...
I can't eat it all up by myself...

**Beaton Yu** · Posted On: 2/08/2007 6:47am

Good Lord! That looks like a Mad TV skit.

**Stew** · Posted On: 2/08/2007 3:10pm

I feel a little nauseous after seeing that.

**sochin101** · Posted On: 2/09/2007 7:54am

Fast hands and chronic back problems...

**IzzyDaHedgehog** · Posted On: 2/09/2007 8:37am

Originally Posted by KempoFist

Just wait...Boxing katas and nutriding of small Irish boxing coaches who claim "teh deadly" for the street will be around the corner if this thing takes off.

Wrong! Watch Rocky III, Mickey was Jewish.

**meggaman7** · Posted On: 2/09/2007 12:49pm

Originally Posted by KempoFist

You will be that guy. You know him. That guy talking about the old days, and how boxing used to be before they watered it down, and commercialized it. It was all "that damned portable speedbags fault" you'll say!

That seems just likely enough to depress me a little.