Ninja Death Squid

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 2/05/2007 4:09pm

Historical evidence of

The Ninja Death Squid

( when I tried to contact my source for more information,)
(he had mysteriously dissappeared)

**FickleFingerOfFate** · Posted On: 2/05/2007 4:12pm

No one expects The Ninja In-squid -sition...

**OnceLost** · Posted On: 2/05/2007 5:20pm

Fickle, well done, sir. You have certainly earned a Ninja Death Squid avatar! Any special requests?

Originally Posted by Tea

Tell me, are lesser ninjers controlled and directed by the Ninja Death Squid? Is Ashida Kim a joke that the Ninja Death Squid are perpetuating on the MA community, or is he a clever distraction so that no one will notice their true machinations? My car recently died, was this the result of Ninja Death Squid

The Ninja Death Squid claim no responsibility, of course. We can neither confirm nor deny any of your requests...except the one about Ashida Kim. He's a joke. Even the LARPing little seahorses laugh at that guy. Now, seek no more into the mystery that is the Ninja Death Squid, else you be the target of a masterfully thrown chinese-starfish. Unless, of course, you want to join the ranks...

**oldman34** · Posted On: 2/05/2007 5:24pm

Originally Posted by Axelton

can i have a ninja death squid avatar? Preferably with a top knot and a japanese flag bandana and a katana?

No. You are a dick. No dicks allowed.

Sorry, buh bye.

:)

**OnceLost** · Posted On: 2/05/2007 5:28pm

Okay, we need to set CRITERIA to allow new Ninja Death Squid people...so help me out here, people:

1 - Supporting member. I'm going to do my bit to throw Phrost and company a little more business (and not just 'cause I'm scared of Omega, either!).

What else? This is all in good fun, so I don't want to be a dick about this (otherwise oldman would toss me out of the group).

**oldman34** · Posted On: 2/05/2007 5:31pm

Ninja Death Squid are responsible for the creation of Brazilian Ju Jitsu.

They realized early on that eventually their d34dly secrets of Squid Fu Mak Do, would get out. This is when they decided to invent BJJ. The masses are now distracted by "aliveness" and fewer and fewer people are seeking the way of the Squid.

This is why we must never talk about NDS.

NDS also invented Korea. As Rock Ape/Davehumm has told us, all things came from Korea. Therefore all things serve the Squid.

All hail the Squid.

Logic my friends....logic.

**Commodore Pipes** · Posted On: 2/05/2007 5:31pm

Let me tell you something - cephalopods are the only thing with eyes more disgusting than a goat's. And of all the cephalopods, the Ninja Death Squid's eyes are reputed to be so horrific that they instantly turn you to stone.

This, of course, has not been substantiated, as no film exists and all eye witness have been turned to stone.

**oldman34** · Posted On: 2/05/2007 5:33pm

Originally Posted by OnceLost

Okay, we need to set CRITERIA to allow new Ninja Death Squid people...so help me out here, people:

1 - Supporting member. I'm going to do my bit to throw Phrost and company a little more business (and not just 'cause I'm scared of Omega, either!).

What else? This is all in good fun, so I don't want to be a dick about this (otherwise oldman would toss me out of the group).

Decent trolling skills are a MUST. You cant simply be a douche bag. You must be a douche bag with STYLE.

Supporting Member a must.

No girls allowed. That way we can keep the Victorias Squidcret Calendar up.