Sit Down and Listen (KMA Forum Guidelines)

[DerAuslander]

The KMA forum is open to posters of all styles and all ranks. While mature views and discussions are expected, a little fun should be had as well. N00bs will be tolerated. The following are the rules for this forum.

Rule #1: If you can't make it with :spam4: , it's not worth eating.

Rule #2: Joking around, ribbing, mild mocking is fine. Style bashing is not. Contructive criticism is encouraged. "LOLLERCAUST! KOREAN KROTTY SUX! GO LEARN A REAL MAUI THIA!!!" is not.

Rule #3: Don't feed the ninja.

Rule #4: While it is not necessary for every post, please be able to provide source material when requested during any historical discussion. Because Sabumnim said so is not valid, unless your sabumnim was either there, or has a PhD in history.

Rule #5: The reason Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer is because he ate so much kimchi when he was in Korea learning Dangsudo

Rule #6: While I expect technical discussions to take place, please do not neglect Strikestan and DHS for the best in grappling and striking discussion.

Rule #7: You must accept Lee Hyori as your personal Lord and Savior:


Expect changes to the rules to occur as the forum evolves.

Except for Rule #7.

[patfromlogan]

Is this one of Lee's angels?

[DerAuslander]

Uh...I dunno? But that's really good artwork...

[EternalRage]

How the hell do we get to these subforums from the main site?

Hyori rules.

[Abe Frohman]

I think Phrost said that he was going to put up links today.


Der, I think we need something about being a choi nutrider in the faq/rules. On certain other KMA forums I used to participate in prior to being banned its like everyone drank some ITF kool-aid and decided he was a god.

[EternalRage]

Chuck was the bomb in Dodgeball. His one liner and thumbs up made the movie. In fact I think the extended DVD version of Dodgeball is simply condensed to that 10 second scene + outtakes.

[shirohagen]

Korean Chicks and KMA...... in one place?

Good Job Der.... :icon_cat:

[JohnnyCache]

OK

Refresher course in the internet: Giant pictures make threads hard to read. If your pic breaks my monitor constraints (19" at 1280 by 1024) it's probably going to break it for most readers.

[DAYoung]

This would be an excellent place for some quick history lessons on the origins of KMAs (even if they're pillaged from other posts).

[patfromlogan]

This would be an excellent place for some quick history lessons on the origins of KMAs (even if they're pillaged from other posts).

Uh, KMA history: They learned some Shotokan and Aikijutsu and called it Korean when they got rid of the Japanese (Japs is SO un-pc) after WW2?