My Bride! My Bride!

**NunOnBreak** · Posted On: 1/28/2007 11:16pm

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat oysters?
Antoninus: When I have them, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you eat snails?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Do you consider the eating of oysters to be moral and the eating of snails to be immoral?
Antoninus: No, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: Of course not. It is all a matter of taste, isn't it?
Antoninus: Yes, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: And taste is not the same as appetite, and therefore not a question of morals.
Antoninus: It could be argued so, master.
Marcus Licinius Crassus: My robe, Antoninus. My taste includes both snails and oysters.

**Dr. Sleepless** · Posted On: 1/28/2007 11:17pm

Look at that foot!
Look at that heel!
Mark the magnificent muscles of steel!

**MEGA JESUS-SAMA** · Posted On: 1/28/2007 11:18pm

I am my ideal!

**polishillusion** · Posted On: 1/28/2007 11:19pm

ftw is this ****?

**Tenebrous** · Posted On: 1/28/2007 11:19pm

I grew up on this one. :)

A funny thing happened on the way to the forum is great.

The Melees Gloriosus song being the best damn part.

**Tenebrous** · Posted On: 1/28/2007 11:20pm

Originally Posted by polishillusion

ftw is this ****?

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0060438/

Zero Mostel Damnit. Have some respect.

**MEGA JESUS-SAMA** · Posted On: 1/28/2007 11:21pm

I, Miles Gloriosus
I, Slaughterer of thousands,
I, oppressor of the meek,
Subduer of the weak,
Degrader of the Greek,
Destroyer of the Turk,
Must hurry back to work!