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  1. Torec_Scrail is offline

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     Style: TKD, uber BJJ n00b

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    5. Forfeiture of Apprenticeship
    May result in permanent dismissal if you discuss with anyone, your tuition fee, inside or outside of the class, that includes your fellow Seniors and Juniors or other Students in the CFCWA School. I will not discuss (outside of the class) to anyone, i.e. Television, Radio or any other News Agencies, the methods, cultivation, development of Chi or internal power until after my apprenticeship is completed.

    Heh, I wonder if the reason you can't talk about your fees to the other students because they would laugh at you, and make fun of how stupid you are at paying that much..and how they pay like, a 100th of that...of course, maybe they don't get all of those made up certifications either...
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    Posted On:
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    There's no question these guys are bullshido. The lineages they claim border on ridiculous and if you root around on the website long enough, you'll find references to them teaching kong jing (empty force) and teh deadly iron palm by correspondence (at a cost of several hundred dollars). There's even an affiliate program for the 160K apprenticeship thing:

    http://www.realkungfu.info/apprentice.htm

    If you can get people to sign up to pay them the 160K, they'll certify you as a black belt in shaolin kung fu or tai chi! YOUR CHOICE!
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    1/29/2007 4:24pm


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    What's worse is the demonstrative video: http://www.realkungfu.info/ELF.html
    Wow...while in slow motion these moves may appear to be applicable, they're so far off, it's not funny.

    (can't believe that I used to be lost in this bullshit. Thank God for Sanshou n' Catch Wrestling)
  4. Neildo is offline
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    1/29/2007 4:33pm

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    Holy ****. I should charge a non-refundable fee of $100 for every form I have to look at in a day. Why didn't I think of this sooner! *slaps forehead*
    Last edited by Neildo; 1/29/2007 5:22pm at .
  5. Kintanon is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/29/2007 5:05pm

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    How do people stupid enough to fall for this get ahold of $160,000 to hand over to this guy? Seriously, what can you POSSIBLY be doing to get that kind of money and still be dumb/naive enough to fall for this?

    Kintanon
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    Posted On:
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    Wow thats more than my undergrad and med school tuition combined...
  7. Art is offline

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    1/29/2007 6:39pm


     Style: TKD, wrestling, BJJ

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    Everyone should fill out an application and mail it in . . . minus the 100$ of course. See if anyone gets a bite on it.

    The whole premise sounds ridiculous.
  8. colonelpong2 is offline

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    Posted On:
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    [QUOTE=Torec_Scrail] I will not discuss (outside of the class) to anyone, i.e. Television, Radio or any other News Agencies, the methods, cultivation, development of Chi or internal power until after my apprenticeship is completed.

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    At least he's trying to protect the airwaves from being polluted by any more no touch chio master knock outs
  9. Doctor X is offline
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    It only runs to about $145 a day which is far less than a private one-hour lesson with the Gracies a day for three years, so clearly it is a bargain. . . .

    --J.D.
  10. TKD Black Belt is offline
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    Posted On:
    1/29/2007 9:55pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Doctor X
    It only runs to about $145 a day which is far less than a private one-hour lesson with the Gracies a day for three years, so clearly it is a bargain. . . .

    --J.D.
    But, isn't this the school where you got your PhD?

    Master Si Fu Duan Wei Dr. Samurai TKD Black Belt MA

    THIS IS NOT AN EXIT


    "Ladies and gentlemen, the pilot has instructed everyone to sit the **** down and shut the **** up." Henry Rollins
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