Yeah I have to figure out how to get my hands on that. Normally they drop off the reports a week or two later at the bar for our TPW charges, but he got hit with a few more charges that I am not sure we will see.
My witness statement doesn't include the ninja mask and the stars, that was what the Sheriffs told me after the fact. But that should be in the police report I believe, he had some sort of outstanding warrant on him too, and I think got some sort of charge for the weapons (being concealed and illegal, butterfly knife is over 3 1/2" which is what you can carry in in FL).
No telling what I can get a copy of, but I know I have the witness statement up at the bar, I may be able to get a report when the DA calls us in a month or so. We pressed charges on him for battery, simply because we wanted to go to court with this lol as it was too damn funny.
Chances are he'll plead out though and we won't be able to tell a judge the hilarity that ensued. I will keep you guys posted though.
Be careful of them ninjas!
good thing it wasn't a retard of ninjers, they are more d34dly in a pack you know.
I thought "retard" and "ninja" is redundant.
Et cetera. . . .
P.S. Nice plural designation:
A pride of lions
A murder of crows
A gaggle of geese
A retard of ninja
This story's amazing. +Rep for the retard of ninja.
The insane's facination with the martial arts is always hilarious to me.
Two of my girlfriends uncles are pretty much wacked out of their skull. They're also both convinced that they're martial arts masters (One is convinved he's half elf, but thats another matter entirely).
The other one is a schitzo and he was living in a house with his friends. Apparently he got into a argument with someone near by and they ended up calling the cops on him. My girlfriends father arrived there because he was bringing his brother-in-law some dinner when he asked the cops what was going on. The cops were hesitating going in and arresting him because the uncle yelled from inside that he "knew kung fu" and would "take them all out" if they came in there. Her father started laughing and said, "Thats just Tim... he's crazy.. he doesn't know ****. Let me talk to him." About 2 minutes later he brought him outside. The cops that were there recognised him (apparently they had to deal with him before) and went... oh it's Tim." Talked to him for a minute and let him go back in.
Last edited by Bustardo; 1/26/2007 6:16pm at .
This thread is so excellent!
Originally Posted by Bustardo
Actually in many cases a retard of Ninjas is often easier and safer to deal with than a lone Ninja. Generally when the retard go into action, drawing their weapons, it often results in them killing or seriously wounding the other memebers of the retard. At which point they either limp away or fall over screaming in agony. Then you can do with them as you like.
Originally Posted by GoldenJonas
Correct. The inverse ninja law is invoked.
Originally Posted by Ronin.74
(thank you Pl4zm4)
We used to have a local ninja who wandered around town in a black gi, tabi and black belt. Used to se him in the streets, mcdonalds, shopping malls etc. Havent seen him around in a while tho
I saw a fucked up lookin' white dude on the bus wearing tabi's two days ago.
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