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  1. Judomofo is offline
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    1/26/2007 1:47pm


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    My recent encounter with a Ninja!

    Hello all,

    I figured I would share a funny story as it definately pertains to many Bullshidokas out there. I think this dude thought he was Coda Scott or something lol.

    So a little background, I work at a Redneck bar here in town on the outskirts of our county line. It has a repuation for being somewhat rough. I got a job there because a few of the guys I train with work out there, and it was a cool gig while I was going to school. Now I fill in out there on as needed basis now that I am working for the man.

    As I mentioned, it is a redneck bar. We have one bouncer of African American ethnicity who hears more racial slurs than you could possible imagine (actually you could imagine it probably).

    So I get a call from him (we all have radio/ear pieces, it is a big place with multiple rooms) to come help him out. I come over and there is a guy (no ****) in a damn exotic fighting stance, telling him "Don't come any closer N****r! I will kill you! I am a black belt in Ninjitsu" He then flashes another move (changing stances) as we inform him that he has to leave and is about to be forcefully removed from the premises for tresspassing.

    I **** YOU NOT: He says "**** YOU I WILL KILL YOU!!!" and whips out a butterfly knife and starts twirling it (the worst butterfly knife work I have ever seen) and then cuts the **** out of his hand. We start laughing our ass off, he puts the knife in his pocket and tries to walk away. After we get done laughing, we call the cops, grab him and subdue him outsite until the Sheriffs office comes.

    They found: 2 throwing stars, a butterfly knife, some other crappy knife, and get this.... A NINJA MASK!!!



    I thought you all would enjoy this, anyone else have any experience running into ninjas?

    (I forget to mention he also said he was a Navy Seal).

    God I love dumbass drunk liars.
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    Posted On:
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    No video means it didnt happen!
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    Posted On:
    1/26/2007 1:52pm


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    LOL I wish we had security cameras, that **** would be comedic gold. I think I have a copy of the police report though, I will try to scan it in set it up. I wish I could remember the dude's name so that you could do a records check of it.

    I know for sure I still have the witness statement somewhere.

    Believe me if you knew this place, it would seem very plausable lol.

    Oncelost knows the bar I am talking about.
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    Posted On:
    1/26/2007 1:58pm


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    Quote Originally Posted by Judomofo
    I think I have a copy of the police report though, I will try to scan it in set it up.
    I would love to read that if you could scan it in. How much does it cost to obtain a police report in your area? It's just a few bucks, usually...
  5. GoldenJonas is offline

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    Posted On:
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    Please scan any of the reports you have and post them. The cops should have given you a copy of your statement at a minimum (it might be the gold carbon copy), hopefully you have the entire report. If not you can get a copy of the entire report from the PD in a couple of weeks.

    That would truly be worthy of Bullshido fame.
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    Yeah it just happened last weekend. I do have a copy of my witness statement, but I think it is still up at the bar. (Our owners who are lawyers like to look over all that stuff).

    We had training in how to write reports and I put some pretty funny things in there including describing the gentleman as "The Ninja" repeatedly. As in "The Ninja then told my associate and I that he was going to "Fucking Kill" us, while poorly brandishing a weapon. He then preceded to cut himself using said weapon. I was in fear for my life and the safety of those around us as this Ninja was clearly out of control"

    We always use that whole fear thing when we are getting rough with someone hehe.


    I will head up to the bar this weekend and see if they have that copy for me. Hopefully I can have it scanned in and posted by Monday hehe.
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    Posted On:
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    How could you not have security video?!!!

    This would have been A-Number One of Bullshido Video!!!

    Anyways, damn good story!!

    --J.D.
  8. Plasma is online now
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    Quote Originally Posted by Judomofo

    So I get a call from him (we all have radio/ear pieces, it is a big place with multiple rooms) to come help him out. I come over and there is a guy (no ****) in a damn exotic fighting stance, telling him "Don't come any closer N****r! I will kill you! I am a black belt in Ninjitsu" He then flashes another move (changing stances) as we inform him that he has to leave and is about to be forcefully removed from the premises for tresspassing.


    They found: 2 throwing stars, a butterfly knife, some other crappy knife, and get this.... A NINJA MASK!!!


    He loses at being a Ninja. But him cutting up his own hand is priceless.
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    I'll settle for the police report. Can't wait to read it.
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    Quote Originally Posted by yodaman
    I'll settle for the police report. Can't wait to read it.

    There in a Samurai LARPer in your neck of the woods that carries a sword around. your turn yodaman.
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