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**Ke?poFist** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 10:02am

Originally Posted by Sith_Lord

The previous Dojo I went to scored a 30+....

ouch. You're not alone man. That's gotta sting though :bootyshak

**Captain Spaulding** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 7:09pm

My old TKD school: 5 points
My current BJJ school: 1 point

**Virus** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 7:26pm

What's the 1 point for?

**Virus** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 7:48pm

That's stealing the peach.

**Axelton** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 8:01pm

Originally Posted by Virus

That's stealing the peach.

Squeezing the peach actually.

**kiai_killer** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 8:09pm

I think you'll find it's actually "Monkey steals the peach".

Snip from instructional caption for the lethal "MONKEY STEALS THE PEACH" move: "Followers of the Iron Hand styles immediately clench their fists tightly, with a crushing grip, and jerk the hand sharply back to the near hip, effectively ripping away the genitals. Massive blood loss causes death."

**kiai_killer** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 8:13pm

Originally Posted by Nuck Chorris

That won't work on me. I wear a cup 24/7.

Just to protect against this technique? I guess that's a good idea... I hear it's the only technique the ninjas like to practice with aliveness.

**Ke?poFist** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 8:20pm

But they don't squeeze with lethal force because of it's deadliness right? So all they do is fondle each other....sometimes giving a little pinch as a reminder of the damage that COULD be done :)

**Ke?poFist** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 8:23pm

Originally Posted by Nuck Chorris

I love these kind of evaluations although I think some of the points should be changed to a greater/lesser degree. I score a 0. Although I can say that because you were to general when you say "Grappling." Some people would say that Qinna is grappling too. Sumo is grappling. Hmmm....Kempo does groin grabs, is that grappling?

*scoffs* Finding loopholes now? pfft....LARPer.

**no_god** · Posted On: 1/27/2007 8:47pm

Sweet Im at a zero, although im not too sure what defines medium or hard sparring/ rolling. But we roll everyclass, once in a while when just roll for the whole class.